If anyone said any of these to me, I'd punch them. They definitely wouldn't work, whether I was single or not. Not only are they immensely cheesy, but they're also VERY patronising. Patronising makes me see red
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5. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I could make your Bedrock
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This is cool though!!!
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22. Do you come here often?
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Oh boring. The better one is "I haven't seen you here before... Do I come here often?" Wouldn't work, but it shows a sense of humour.
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29. Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
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This is plain offensive!!! I'd punch, kick and sue the person!!!