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Old 12-12-2003, 11:35 AM
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A small guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge guy standing next to him. The big guy looks down upon the small guy and says, "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown."

The small guy faints!

The big guy picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, "What's wrong?"

The small guy says, "Excuse me but what did you say?"

The big guy looks down and says, "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God, I thought you said, "Turn around."



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Old 12-13-2003, 11:27 PM
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That's good for a laugh!

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Old 12-13-2003, 11:29 PM
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i've heard it before but its still funny
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Old 12-14-2003, 01:02 AM
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haha, very good.
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