Two questions

*ºÇåptäîn¤Çrä§hº* · #21 11-05-2004, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Vertigo

Why do women spend so much time deciding on what to wear?

For starters I think that the amount of clothes a woman has to choose from is irrelevant. If a woman only had two outfits she most likely would still stand there for a good twenty five to thirty minutes picking between the two. As for why a woman would do this, for hope of get other girls jealous. Most men believe that women dress up for them (sadly mistaken) women dress up to show other women that they are better then them. The only time a girl dresses up for a guy is if there is another woman in the room. Women have this understanding that if you look “sexy” you have succeed in your morning mission and you have enough confidence and self-a-steam to face the world. This feeling for an average girl lasts about 2 to 3 minutes. For an attractive one, maybe 5 to 10 on a good day (if there are a less people outside). Once a girl sees another girl who is also dressed “sexy” they become self conscious and this is usually followed by a “Slu*” or a “Whor$” remark to make themselves feel better because the other girl apparently took “too long” getting ready. This obsession with clothes and looking better then other women continues throughout life for a woman from when she is a little girl until she reaches middle age and then is grasping on to her youth like a winning lottery ticket. And while these women are in a struggle to make other women jealous and as result making them as appealing as an un-flushed toilet men are looking at the girl who only took 1 minute to get ready and has a beauty that doest center around make-up and clothes.

Thank you goodnight

This is really funny, may I use it?

Rashbaum · #22 11-05-2004, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Bon Jovi

In my defence. When I come in from work or the OTC my stuff goes straight into the hamper

Jim! bloody hell man, you have a hamper? you must be the only person in all of Scotland or maybe the UK to have a hamper for clothes... If it ain't got some Unnecessary or extravagant foodstuffs in it, it’s surely a washing basket? Or have you all got extremely cultured over in Glasgow since I was there on Tuesday?

Dawn · #23 11-05-2004, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by JOEYKID

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Originally Posted by Dawn

Dawn (a female species)

Can be questionable at times.

Erm not everyones mum would pick thier clothes up. More likely scream at the top of thier voice for the guy to do it themselves.

:P honey if u looked at me u would know I was all woman :P

Whether their mother actually picks clothes up or not the point is the mother is there to remind them to pick them up, so the man is always prompted by a woman or someone to pick their clothes up from a young age this seems to render them incapable of reminding themselves to pick their own clothes up.

However any species in my house will have to pick their own clothes up as they soon realise they begin to break their necks as they attempt to walk over their floor. I dont pick anyone elses clothes up.

Dawn

Martin · #24 11-05-2004, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by *ºÇåptäîn¤Çrä§hº*

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Originally Posted by Martin

but to reach that, a being of the same race with the opposite sex is needed.

Are you sure you are serious with this?

*ROFL* no- definately NOT

sorry guys... bad bad mistake

for sure it's not RACE (bernhardiners can make babies with bull-dogs and asian girls can make babies with african guys a.s.o) it depends on which kinda animal you are

Jim Bon Jovi · #25 11-05-2004, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Rashbaum

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Originally Posted by Jim Bon Jovi

In my defence. When I come in from work or the OTC my stuff goes straight into the hamper

Jim! bloody hell man, you have a hamper? you must be the only person in all of Scotland or maybe the UK to have a hamper for clothes... If it ain't got some Unnecessary or extravagant foodstuffs in it, it’s surely a washing basket? Or have you all got extremely cultured over in Glasgow since I was there on Tuesday?

washign basket, hamper, it's the same ****ign thing really. you throw all your smelly stuff in it and let the old lady make it smell nice again.

What were you over this side for? I hope you had official clearance

Rashbaum · #26 11-05-2004, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Bon Jovi

What were you over this side for? I hope you had official clearance

Hehe, I was roped in to going to see the Corrs for my gf's birthday... amazing stuff... I almost considered taking out the earplugs and not making lewd gestures at Andrea.

And yes, worry not, I had full inoculations before coming across… I hear they are planning on building several new luxury apartment complexes on the back of the economy boost my £5 at KFC instigated.

Jim Bon Jovi · #27 11-05-2004, 07:49 PM

innoculations are probably a good idea going to certain places round here.

as a result of certain demographics ie refugee's puring in here we're getting shit like TB and polio cases cropping up. how fcuked up is that?

UKjovi · #28 11-06-2004, 12:11 PM

What i want to know is why do women NEVER say that they are wrong when they quite obviously are?

Dawn · #29 11-06-2004, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by UKjovi

What i want to know is why do women NEVER say that they are wrong when they quite obviously are?

I always admit when I am wrong, it does irritate me when other people dont , they excuses that people come up with just to try adn sound like they are right or it wasnt their fault is so annoying.

Dawn

Keeper · #30 11-06-2004, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dawn

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What i want to know is why do women NEVER say that they are wrong when they quite obviously are?

I always admit when I am wrong, it does irritate me when other people dont , they excuses that people come up with just to try adn sound like they are right or it wasnt their fault is so annoying.

Dawn

Same here!

I think it's more a personality thing rather than a gender thing

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