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Old 11-02-2003, 04:55 PM
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>>>Types Of Women:
>>>
>>>HARD-DISK Woman:
>>>She remembers everything, FOREVER.
>>>
>>>RAM Woman:
>>>She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
>>>
>>>WINDOWS Woman:
>>>Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no
>>>one can live without her.
>>>
>>>EXCEL Woman:
>>>They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use
>>>her for your four basic needs.
>>>
>>>SCREENSAVER Woman:
>>>She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
>>>
>>>INTERNET Woman:
>>>Difficult to access.
>>>
>>>SERVER Woman:
>>>Always busy when you need her.
>>>
>>>MULTIMEDIA Woman:
>>>She makes horrible things look beautiful.
>>>
>>>CD-ROM Woman:
>>>She is always faster and faster.
>>>
>>>E-MAIL Woman:
>>>Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
>>>
>>>VIRUS Woman:
>>> Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes,
>>>installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her
>>>you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will
lose
>>>everything....

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Old 11-02-2003, 04:59 PM
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HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes,
installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything....

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I'm not quite sure which one i am ....
thanks Allwyn, it's funny
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very true! especially virus woman!
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Old 11-02-2003, 05:00 PM
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Looooooooooll...
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Old 11-02-2003, 05:04 PM
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HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes,
installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything....

:P

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I'm not quite sure which one i am ....
thanks Allwyn, it's funny
I don't whcih women you are in reality Jess . But for me your

>>>INTERNET Woman:
>>>Difficult to access.
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Old 11-02-2003, 05:19 PM
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HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes,
installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything....

:P

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I'm not quite sure which one i am ....
thanks Allwyn, it's funny
I don't whcih women you are in reality Jess . But for me your

>>>INTERNET Woman:
>>>Difficult to access.
Not so much
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LOL, good one.
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Old 11-02-2003, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by allmike
HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes,
installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything....

:P

[
I'm not quite sure which one i am ....
thanks Allwyn, it's funny
I don't whcih women you are in reality Jess . But for me your

>>>INTERNET Woman:
>>>Difficult to access.
Not so much
Now i started my internet to access you.
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processor woman - supposedly fast but doesn't work like it's supposed to

soundcard woman - minimum 2 inputs, loud and unfortunately you get everything in stereo.
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Old 11-02-2003, 05:26 PM
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haha, quality!!!

INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.

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