>>>Types Of Women:
>>>
>>>HARD-DISK Woman:
>>>She remembers everything, FOREVER.
>>>
>>>RAM Woman:
>>>She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
>>>
>>>WINDOWS Woman:
>>>Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no
>>>one can live without her.
>>>
>>>EXCEL Woman:
>>>They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use
>>>her for your four basic needs.
>>>
>>>SCREENSAVER Woman:
>>>She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
>>>
>>>INTERNET Woman:
>>>Difficult to access.
>>>
>>>SERVER Woman:
>>>Always busy when you need her.
>>>
>>>MULTIMEDIA Woman:
>>>She makes horrible things look beautiful.
>>>
>>>CD-ROM Woman:
>>>She is always faster and faster.
>>>
>>>E-MAIL Woman:
>>>Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
>>>
>>>VIRUS Woman:
>>> Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes,
>>>installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her
>>>you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will
lose
>>>everything....

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(note: I hope it won't get ban)