Tom says: because i exist
Laura says: we wanted to be the ones who brought it to the full circle, that's why they got deleted. It's not like they were very relevant/interesting/important/meaningful posts. If they'd been something good they would've stayed, but if it's just about "yay - 1000 soon - i wish i could hear that in dolby digital 5.1 surround sound" (says Tom), it got cold-bloodedly deleted. We also deleted one of Mike's posts, it's nothing against you personally.
Life's unfair sometimes. Deal with it.
"Just because it's possible"
L&T @ 1000