University Life...

50 THINGS ADMISSIONS NEVER TOLD YOU
ABOUT UNIVERSITY

1. Quarters are gold.
2. Two meals per day is the standard.
3. Road trip whenever possible.
4. Going to the mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before.
5. You will begin to nap again.
6. Your bookstore bill will almost equal tuition.
7. Squirt guns = Stress relief.
8. Instant messenger becomes an addiction.
9. E-mail becomes your second language
10. College students throw paper airplanes too.
11. You never realized that so many people were smarter than you.
12. College football is the coolest thing on the planet.
13. Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you wouldn't know, but you can recite last week's re-run of The 70's Show verbatim.
14. Cartoons are for all ages.
15. Disney movies are more than just classics.
16. You will never rent/buy/download more movies in your life.
17. No one is too old for video games.
18. Procrastination is an art form.
19. SNOOD is more addicting than pot.
20. Thanks to Kazaa & Sharescan, you will never listen to any of your CDs ever again.
21. It never hurt so much to get sick.
22. The health service nurses are there because they couldn't make it at a real hospital. Never, don't ever forget that.
23. Care packages are right up there with birthdays.
24. Campus is only clean for Family Weekend and Freshman Orientation.
25. Nothing you want to register for will be open.
26. Classes... the later the better.
27. You are no longer thankful that the fire alarms are here to protect you.
28. Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires.
29. The only time to dress up is when your jeans are dirty.
30. Showers become less important; sleep becomes more important.
31. Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night.
32. Creativity in the dining halls is KEY...
33. The freshman 15 is NOT a myth!!!
34. If it's snowing out, the only reason you will leave your room is for food.
35. Dishes smell after days of piling up.
36. Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.
37. You will eat anywhere that is a buffet.
38. You will eat anything that is free.
39. New additions to food groups: pitapit, pizza pizza, and manchu wok.
40. Stealing from the dining hall will become second nature.
41. ATM's are the devils advocate. ATM = another Twenty Missing.
42. Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them or lock yourself out of the room even more.
43. Duct tape heals all wounds.
44. If they say you can't have it in your dorm, they are just kidding.
45. You will come to hate hallways/elevators with a passion. (STAIRS ARE THE DEVIL)
46. Those ugly cinderblocks are not sound proof.
47. Pictures, posters, emails or anything else to cover the ugly cell we live in will be transformed into wallpaper.
48. Everyone is only nice for the first week. After that, no matter how nice you are, some people just won't smile back. Get used to it.
49. You are never alone!
50. You realize college is the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes

Its all soooo true!!!

Stephanie

I don't live in at Uni, but some of those are quite funny...although relating more to people I know as opposed to myself, lolal.

same here, since i don't go to one, yet

but really funny! Thanks!

It makes it something to look foreward to!

you think?

i might be going next year to uni, up in camberidgbe but not the one for cleaver ppl lol

its a perfoming arts uni up there and i was gona do i think 4 years as the 1st is an acess course but i dont really wanna move away at 17

yeah erm uni sounds fun but erm hmmmm






and thanks for those, they were funny lol

Hahaha!! That is great Steph! Could not be any truer! I need to send this to my friends.

alot of that is disturbingly true. i dont care what anyone says or things, the student life is ****ing great and having people throw nice big loans at u makes it even more enjoyable. were discussing student life in the union today (where else) and it was a unnanimous decision that uni is great minus the whole hjaving to work thing

thats life isnt it?

So true

I'm praing to God to help to pass in the exams for universities here........

The first one (last Sunday) I passed

I´ll have more 3 .......... that F*cking hard

More than 16 people for 1 place.....

I never lived in a dorm, but still so many of those applied to my college days. Good post Stephanie!! Thanks for the trip down memory lane.