US Peace Plan by Robin Williams

Peace Plan by Robin Williams!

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan...what we
need
now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with his logic!)

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for
peace. So, here's one plan: 1) The US will apologize to the world for
our
"interference" in their affairs, past &present. We will promise never to
interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
would
station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the
fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave.
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will e
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they
are.
France would welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 day
visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
would
be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide
here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any
more
cab drivers.

5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't
attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy
wise.
This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou
will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

8 ) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will
not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
cement
or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or
is
taken by their army. The people who need it most get very little, anyway.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the
spies
and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless
shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. And the best part is, look at all
the
New York parking spaces and apartments that will be freed up!

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan. "The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a
baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"

- Robin

He has a point.....
Very funny Mouse!!

Tash

i agree with pretty much all of that even if he is saying it light heartedly

Yep Bush has to think about it.

Yeah it does make you think doesn't it? Maybe Britain could do the same.

So, when will he be running for office?

Becky

As soon as someone in US buy his album.

LOL Allmike! - It's not Robbie Williams, it's the comedian/actor Robin Williams.

My mistake.

I saw this posted on another board, it's so true! Robin Williams is a hoot.