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Old 08-20-2003, 01:37 PM
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Someone sent these to me.. I thought they were quite funny..

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~ Really, really dumb laws. ~

(These laws have been verified and culled from various sources. Remember, truth is stranger than fiction...Enjoy!)

Alabama: It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

Alaska: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

Arizona: Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West.

Arkansas: A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than
once a month.

California: Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

Connecticut: You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

Florida: If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

Hawaii: Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.

Idaho: You may not fish on a camel's back. (Repealed)

Illinois: Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

Indiana: Baths may not be taken between the months of
October and March.

Kansas: Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear
tail lights.

Louisiana: It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

Massachussetts: At a wake, mourners may eat no more than
three sandwiches.

Minnesota: A person may not cross state lines with a duck
atop his head.

Montana: It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

Nebraska: It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

New Hampshire: You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.

New York: The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

Oklahoma: Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.

Pennsylvania: You may not sing in the bathtub.

Rhode Island: It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice
on a trolley.

South Carolina: It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.

Tennessee: Driving is not to be done while asleep.

Texas: It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Utah: It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.

Washington: All lollipops are banned.

West Virginia: It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.

Wisconsin: State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.

Wyoming: You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.
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Lol I wonder if these are actually enforced,

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Aloha !

This was very, very, very funny. I almost fell of my chair.

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Old 08-20-2003, 03:37 PM
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Lol, I've read some of those laws before. Very funny!
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thanks, these are funnny!!
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That is just not right.
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West Virginia: It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
That is just not right.
I would say that for most of them actually!!
At least New Jersey has no dumb laws!!

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West Virginia: It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
That is just not right.
I would say that for most of them actually!!
At least New Jersey has no dumb laws!!

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Oh, I am sure we do. Hehe..we just escaped this list!
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West Virginia: It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
That is just not right.
I would say that for most of them actually!!
At least New Jersey has no dumb laws!!

Tash
Oh, I am sure we do. Hehe..we just escaped this list!
Drat... foiled again!!

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West Virginia: It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
That is just not right.
I would say that for most of them actually!!
At least New Jersey has no dumb laws!!

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Oh, I am sure we do. Hehe..we just escaped this list!
Drat... foiled again!!

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LOL..there is still time.
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