WA-HEY-Fun things to do while driving!

how of these have you done?

Fun things to do while driving



Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.

Roll down the windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

Two words: Chicken Suit

Write the words "Help Me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

Eat food that requires silverware.

Sing without having the radio on.

Honk frequently without motivation.

Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.

Ask people for Grey Poupon.

Let pedestrians know who's boss.

Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.

Throw burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

Paint your car with occult symbols.

Keep at least five cats in the car.

Cheer for firetrucks. Boo ambulances. Moon police cars.

Stop and collect roadkill.

Stop and pray to roadkill.

Throw spam.

class, have to try not to do those when headin to uni to leave an assignment in 2day! lol

they are so funny

I like this one

It reminds me, recently my sister spent a few days here for Christmas and was feeling a bit insecure in town (it's not very nice here, near Paris). At a traffic light, i saw guys who were looking at my car, i told her without looking at her, very quiet "Lisa, close your door discreetly with your elbow" and she jumped in every directions, "why why why ?" and closed it. The guys saw that and started to look at us more strangely again She was so scared i think she surprised them !!!

I do that anyway

Do you look mad when you do that

I look no worse than I do when im actually singing along to the radio

i´ll try some of these when i leave today