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Old 11-18-2003, 12:16 AM
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alot of ood ones here, the following were the best!

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HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
>SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
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Old 11-18-2003, 12:17 AM
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Have to use these!! They're great!

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eek! not on me i hope...infact i wouldnt ask such dumb questions come to think of it
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Old 11-18-2003, 12:28 AM
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HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?


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Old 11-18-2003, 12:31 AM
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HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?


heard that one before huh mate?
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I hope none o fu gals use on me.
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Have to use these!! They're great!

Tash
eek! not on me i hope...infact i wouldnt ask such dumb questions come to think of it
I think you would be fine...

Tash
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I've been around a time or two
Well I don't know baby maybe you've been around too
Well there's another dance
all you gotta do is say yes
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honey I'm tougher than the rest
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Old 11-18-2003, 11:59 PM
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Have to use these!! They're great!

Tash
eek! not on me i hope...infact i wouldnt ask such dumb questions come to think of it
I think you would be fine...

Tash
phew! thats ok then!
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Old 11-19-2003, 05:51 PM
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Hope you didn't collect them out of your personal experience Mikey
I'm not that bad.
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