WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN

HE: Can I buy you a drink?


SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

>HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
>SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

>HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
>SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
>SHE: I must've been given your share.


HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
>SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
>SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

>HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
>SHE: Okay, get out.


HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?


HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.


HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
>SHE: I've already seen it.


HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.


HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.



HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.



HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.



HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.



HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.



HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.



HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life-in your wildest dreams.