What Men really mean....

There's one I found about what women think and what they really mean when they say:


"Yes" = No

"No" = Yes

"Maybe" = No

"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry

"We need" = I want

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now

"Sure... go ahead" = I don't want you to

"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

"We need to talk" = I need to complain

"You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about?

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs

"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house

"I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...

"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep

"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive

"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're really not going to like

"I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

"Is my butt fat?" = Lie to me

"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me

"Are you listening to me!?" = [Too late, you're dead]

"Do what you want." = You'll pay for this later

this is the best one

This is my fav..... Last year, a tap broke in the bathroom (i.e about £15 to replace and my Dad could have done it). My Mum insited on a new bathroom, everything was ripped out, the tilling was redone, the floors, the sink, bath, toilet..... So a tap broke, and we got a whole new bathroom to replace it!!!!!!!

Lol - Thanks for posting the female version

I guess Men really r from Mars & Woman really r from Venus - Lol

Honestly ... for all this - i won't say more

Hey ! why is it so big ???

the "How much you love me" is still funny!

each time I buy a new pair of shoes ( my boyfreind think I have too much already...) I make sure he's happy or in a good mood and I always say something like " do you still love even if I went shopping!"
he usually complain a lot, but he will usually admit after 1/2 hour that he still love me! ( yeah we're crazy! deep down we love each other, but shoes is a big issue in our relationship, well, at least we have fun pretending it is!)

It's funny, because it's the same at home ! how many times i can hear, "how many pair of shoes have you got ?", i'm always replying something like "i have got some for winter, for summer, white, black, trainers, boots ... i do really need all of them" ... he bought 2 little shelves for me to put my shoes in it, but i still haven't got enough space

I've never understood why women need so many shoes..... But then again, I'm always being asked 'what do you need 3 keyboards for', then a few months latter 'what do you need another keyboard for'.....

Shoes are great. You need look of pair of shoes as Jess said.. I mean If you have a red dress, you need red shoes, if you have a blue dress you need blue shies, you also always need blach, brown, beige shoes...

So you can basically need at least a thousand pair of shoes!


( Mike: don't worry about keyboards or other stuff, my boyfriend also buy music (or computer) equipment every week!)