"15. "I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
MEANS: the girl selling them on the corner was a real babe, and was wearing a bikini thong. "
I've got to get myself a girlfriend so I can buy her flowers
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Marge: start a security company
Homer: Wuh! Finaly a way to combine my love of helping people, with my love of hurting people.
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