lol good ones. scary thing is ive said quite a few of them in my time :S never actually been arrested tho i guess im lucky and fast when i need to be lol.


another few for the file:

ill give u my name and address once ive stopped pissing in this alley

do i look like a drug dealer? No well theres lots of them in my estate so why don't u do wot ur supposed to do and give them hassle.

yes i'm 18(lie) and that beer my friends are carrying is for me (usually doesnt work unless u look like the kinda guy who'll drink 3 cases in a night)



ive said those before and a couple more that i either cant remember or wouldn't be sensible to put up. as i say ive either been lucky or too fast