Where did Jesus come from ?

I found this on an italian board. Here's my translation. I don't know if it works in english as it does in italian.

3 THINGS TO SAY THAT JESUS WAS IRISH
He never Got Married
He never had a regular job
His last request was something to drink

3 THINGS TO SAY THAT JESUS WAS PUERTORICAN
His name was Jesus !
He was always in trouble with law.
His mother was not sure who his father was

3 THINGS TO SAY THAT JESUS WAS GREEK
He gestured while he was speaking
He drank wine at every meal
He worked in the construction business

3 THINGS TO SAY THAT JESUS WAS A BLACK PERSON
He called everyone “Brother”
He didn’t have a regular address
No one wanted to hire him

3 THINGS TO SAY THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN
He never cut his hair
He always walked without shoes
He invented a new religion

AND, FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN
He went to work in his father business
He lived at his parent’s house till he was 33
He was sure his mother was virgin
His mother was sure he was God

Thank god for that, I thought this was another God thread

Repeating ourself are we

I've seen this in an e-mail - it's a good one.

Kathleen

Oh yes that's what i thought too ....



This one made me laugh a lot :

That's cold.