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Originally Posted by jess
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6
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I guess whose dad is gonna have a hard time when he comes back home...
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You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8
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Probably the best way.
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On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10
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This guy has got it down. He's gonna go far...
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The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8
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Uh oh...
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Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10
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Here's another one who's going to do great things...
Ice