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Old 05-10-2005, 09:37 PM
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Brazilian Town Declares Orgasm Day

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (AP) -- Sex rarely makes the news in Brazil's conservative Northeast - until a small town declared an official Orgasm Day on Monday.
Espertantina Mayor Felipe Santolia endorsed the May 9 holiday, which he said was intended to improve relationships between married couples.
"We're celebrating orgasm in all its senses. There's even a panel discussion on premature ejaculation. But from what I've seen, women have more trouble achieving orgasm than men, especially in marriage," Santolia said by telephone from Esperantina, 1,300 miles north of Rio de Janeiro.
Santolia said the remote town of 38,000 people has been unofficially celebrating orgasm day for years, but that the town's former mayor had vetoed a bill making it an official municipal holiday.
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Old 05-10-2005, 09:42 PM
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So how they celebrate??. Having a sex parade??
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"From what I've seen, women have more trouble achieving orgasm than men"

What a genius
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"From what I've seen, women have more trouble achieving orgasm than men"

What a genius
No no - read the rest of the quote:

women have more trouble achieving orgasm than men, "especially in marriage"

This just shows that most men make lousy marriage partners
Maybe women will flock to Brazil

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Old 05-11-2005, 06:57 PM
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This just shows that most men make lousy marriage partners

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Or may be women will be too easy for men after marriage :P Men need challenge and i don't think they find any challenge in a wife
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Men need challenge and i don't think they find any challenge in a wife
ahhh, you never heard of the saying that women won't put out anymore once they are married? Seems mighty challanging to me :P
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Men need challenge and i don't think they find any challenge in a wife
ahhh, you never heard of the saying that women won't put out anymore once they are married? Seems mighty challanging to me :P
How do i know?. I never married anyway :P
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This just shows that most men make lousy marriage partners

Kathleen
Or may be women will be too easy for men after marriage :P Men need challenge and i don't think they find any challenge in a wife
Those famous "headaches" are quite a challenge :P Or aren't they?
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This just shows that most men make lousy marriage partners

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Or may be women will be too easy for men after marriage :P Men need challenge and i don't think they find any challenge in a wife
Those famous "headaches" are quite a challenge :P Or aren't they?
LOl then its women fault only not making much effort get her husband try all his sexual skill on her :P
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