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Old 11-18-2003, 04:56 PM
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Default Women Are The Best?

Thought i might pass this on to you all


By the time the Lord made a woman, he was into his 6th day of working
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>>overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time
>>on
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>>this one?"
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>>And the Lord answered, "Have you seen the spec sheet on her? She has to be
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>>completely washable, but not plastic; have over 200 movable parts, all
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>>replaceable; run on diet coke and leftovers; have a lap that can hold four
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>>children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped
>>knee
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>>to a broken heart and have two pairs of hands."
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>>The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Two pair of hands! No way!
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>>And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day.
>>Wait
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>>until tomorrow to finish."
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>>But I can't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this
>>creation
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>>that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is
>>sick
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>>AND can work 18 hour days."
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>>The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so
>>soft,
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>>Lord....."
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>>"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have
>>no
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>>idea what she can endure or accomplish." "Will she be able to think?"
>>asked
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>>the angel. The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will
>>be
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>>able to reason and negotiate."
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>>The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's
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>>cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that
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>>you were trying to put too much into this one." "That's not a leak," the
>>Lord
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>>corrected, "that's a tear!" "What's the tear for?" the angel asked. The
>>Lord
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>>said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain,
>>her
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>>disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride." The
>>angel
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>>was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman
>>is
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>>truly amazing." And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear
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>>hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
>>They
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>>smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry.
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>>They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight
>>for
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>>what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for
>>an
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>>answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so
>>their
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>>family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love
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>>unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their
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>>friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a
>>wedding.
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>>Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family
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>>member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
>>They
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>>know that a hug and a kiss can help to heal a broken heart.
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>>Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll drive, fly,
>>walk,
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>>run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a
>>woman
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>>is what makes the world keep turning! They bring joy and hope. They have
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>>compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and
>>friends.
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>>Women have vital things to say and everything to give!
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>>Pass this along to your women friends to remind them how amazing they are;
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>>because if there's one flaw in women, it is that they tend to forget about
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>>themselves. Hmmmmm......maybe it's not a flaw after all....
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>>And pass it on to your men friends to remind them why they admire women so
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>>much!


so true...written by a woman, huh?
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