A brief guide (according to the Sun) to England's World Cup 2010.
Qualify
"We're going to win it we is"
1st Match
"JABULANI!!!!" "The USA are actually quite good"
2nd match
"Sack Capello, send Rooney home, bomb Algiers"
3rd match
"We're going to win it we is"
Get drawn against Germany
"every useless statistic about England and Germany matches, a few World War jokes"
After Germany game
"Why wasn't Rooney on the plane to Africa?" "Sack Capello and then hang him from a lamppost"
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