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Old 08-15-2007, 01:55 PM
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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”


The survey was a huge failure.


The reason:
In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’ meant
In India they didn’t know what ‘honest’ meant
In Europe they didn’t know what ’shortage’ meant
In China they didn’t know what ‘opinion’ meant
In the Middle East they didn’t know what ’solution’ meant
In South America they didn’t know what ‘please’ meant
And in the USA they didn’t know what ‘the rest of the world’ meant!!



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Old 08-15-2007, 02:05 PM
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Nice one. Seen it before, still funny.
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Old 08-15-2007, 03:31 PM
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LOL thats a good one!
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...like that one too!
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The billion $ question is: Where the hell is the person who came up with the question from?

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Old 08-17-2007, 01:35 PM
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I clicked on this thread expecting a really heated debate, people wanting to claw each others eyes out because they couldn't get their point across. Instead, I got a good laugh! Much needed lol!
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Old 08-17-2007, 03:15 PM
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Funny how this stereotyping joke, which covers most of the world, is ok - but the one I posted was removed
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