Write your own Allmike post

Originally Posted by tawtami

but wouldnt it be great
to hear a poem from allmike
to brighten up the day
or to brighten up the night
so you all raise hats
to the best of the jovitalkers
at writing witty verse
he poet laureaute allmike
and he heard him here first!

Originally Posted by || Panama ||

i do- it's crap

Originally Posted by || Panama ||

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when
she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about
50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were
about 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached
the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I
know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like
this.

Whose funeral is it?"

"My husband's."

"What happened to him?"

The widow replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The widow answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
husband when the dog turned on her too."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two
women.
She finally said, "Can I borrow the dog?"

The widow answered, "Sure........Get in line."

Originally Posted by allmike

Is he racist???. I hope not.

Originally Posted by || Panama ||

it wasn't a racist comment. just a stoopid one.

Originally Posted by allmike

I hope so, what can u expect from stupid clown.

Originally Posted by || Panama ||

hey, allmike, i wouldn't waste any mental calories on it.

Originally Posted by allmike

Is he racist???. I hope not.