You know you're insane when...

These are just a few I made up, some based on myself, but please add more;


You know you're insane when...

# You find the silliest little things funny; squirrels, wardrobes, chins

# You are convinced that you are in the position of Truman from The Truman Show.

# You are convinced that the Matrix is real

# You walk through doors expecting to be transported into another place; ala lion, witch and wardrobe

# You find it amusing to put on a silly voice and pretend to be one of your pets

# You find yourself wearing a straight jacket, and being locked in a padded cell

(OK, that last one, not me)

U r insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG, I do that! My friends do that! In fact I have an MSN group that is "ran by my cats" AND there are several "cat" members!

...not only are you insane, Thomas -- but i'm afraid i just might be!

...mooses That came from watching too much Invader Zim -- So i something to blame that on

That thought has gone through my mind more then once.

HA! I have beat your system! I've never finished watching that movie! Ha! Yes!! Insanity has not been reached!

...are you making fun of me?

LOL! i do that ALL THE TIME! I pretend to be my siberian husky dog, Rhett, and put on a doped up voice and say "I like bugs" -- i'm pretty sure that's what he's saying...he HAS to be brain damaged in more then one way! Last summer he ran head long into one of the trampoline poles! Those things aren't very big in width -- the only way he could've hit that was if he was aiming toward it. ...aww, but i love him so much -him and our other dog, a golden retriever named Scarlet -- Get the names? hee hee -

I wore a straight jacket to school for Halloween

No. These are all thing I expect to happen.

For instance, there is a small machinery room in my college. I have never seen inside, but just by looking at the rooms next to it, I know it can't be more than a few meters square. Yet, me and one of my friends believe that behind that door lies the Mines of Moria; complete with bridge and balrog.
I know it sounds completely insane, but that's what this post is about.

Good - i'm not the only one...but i have different circumstances. At my sisters college dorm building (both of ours have to deal with colleges...strange ), a little ways from the elevator there was this door that's ALWAYS locked...now, since my sister goes to an art college, and everyone there are a bit , i'm thinking this so called 'door' is a transportal between our dimension and my sister's dimension. Believe you me, she has her own little world -- they all do. THAT door is where all the students come from, that door is where they get all those weird ideas, that door is where the computer generated magic comes alive. The weird thing is that i can't get anyone to believe me. But gosh darn, those students couldn't have come from this planet! ...they're all very strange - and i mean that in a good way.
...but i don't have to worry about that mysterious door anymore, since my sister moved into her own house with two other friends...now i have to worry about the strange deja vu i get whenever i'm at their house

heh

I think its time to tone down on the imiginary coffee, and chocloate, and candy canes....

Hey! You weren't there back in december! That door was freaky! It had this oh-i'm-going-to-kill-anyone-who-crosses-this-threshold-who-originally-didn't-come-out-from-it aura about it. I think it all had to do with the sercurity guy who nearly came out of nowhere when my sister (the other one) was trying to open it. He was scary

Wow! U really are insane. I have taken the liberty of calling the appropriate office officials, they will be around to your home soon to remove you from society! Have a nice life..................Mr. Anderson.