These are just a few I made up, some based on myself, but please add more;


You know you're insane when...

# You find the silliest little things funny; squirrels, wardrobes, chins

# You are convinced that you are in the position of Truman from The Truman Show.

# You are convinced that the Matrix is real

# You walk through doors expecting to be transported into another place; ala lion, witch and wardrobe

# You find it amusing to put on a silly voice and pretend to be one of your pets

# You find yourself wearing a straight jacket, and being locked in a padded cell

(OK, that last one, not me)