Metalheads Escape Old Age Home To Join 75,000 at Concert Festival

...(T)wo elderly German men escaped from their nursing home...to attend the Wacken Open Air festival.

The nursing home contacted the police after it discovered that the men were missing...(They) were...found at 3 a.m. at the heavy metal festival, which is celebrating its 29th anniversary...

(It) is sold out, with more than 75,000 metal fans in attendance. Headliners include JUDAS PRIEST, DANZIG, HATEBREED, IN FLAMES, RUNNING WILD and ARCH ENEMY...

Police escorted the men home with the help of a taxi...

Actually we shouldn't laugh, since we're ALL going to end up doing that before we know it! And maybe the nursing home can set up an internet feed where they can watch videos of concerts.