Going to see Rod Stewart tonight

there was a joke about, some bank robbers who were obviously going to rob a bank then when they get there they pointed a gun and said give us all your money, and the teller said we don't have money', so there was some glasses with a think wihite substance and they thought it was a strange cake so they start eating it, very angrily eating it, they stripped each persong taking every individuals money and then walked out. When one of the robbers turns around to see the name of the bank it said "National Bank of Sperm"
Something like that, god I'm kinda hubngover i'm gonna go sleep.

Oh Maria you are so funny ...I said something similar to my husband when we saw Rod Stewart on tv...lol!!! I personally don't think he has a great voice anymore...anyway, he probably got a free ticket...

Good for you, bad for Rod.

i always thought that was about marc almond you know from soft cell that puff

I agree with the voice too. Also, does he even still write music or just re-hash the old stuff? I saw a very sad 60 minutes episode about some head of a record company and part of the episode they showd Stewart getting a new record deal with a different image this time - image not being the 'rock' star he once was, but making easy listening elevator music. Sad, isn't?

No, I am convinced Jim paid for the ticket - should have spent it on women and wine instead

Russ: I have no idea what you are talking about

if you dont know then keep it that way its best for you , trust me

alrighty then

*this post has been removed for being drunken and alot of shite*

that is all

Is it true Rod had sperm pumped from his stomach?

I don't like it when you talk to me like that