Well, I’m going to see them, I’m looking forward to it, I really like a lot of their stuff but Lord Boner’s self-love really does f**k me off royally. I watched the superbowl performance like it was a car crash, open mouthed, as he sprinted round a big screen of the names of the people that had died, gyrating and givin’ it vocal laldie… why didn’t you just launch a barrage of fireworks out your rectum while you were at it, Boner?

Does this man never stop for one minute and consider that there may be something out there a little more important than his image?

As for the ticket prices… don’t get me started