Is it evil of me to hope that Chris fell off the wagon and is into drugs again and thus in no shape to perform anytime soon as he is hiding out in the woods once again writing another Superunknown (or whatever album it was that he wrote in the woods)?

I know truth is he is just too busy modeling and running that stupid restaurant *whails*

I AM glad I never got tickets for Leeds or Reading though ... (sorry Bluesman - you got that sleeping bag all for yourself again )