Awesome! I've been downloading a bunch of his tour compilations lately. Still haven't finished Magic, taking forever!
But man, the 80s fancy dress party went good, and I played a nice bunch of songs. Even managed to squeeze in Human Touch.
But man, just being dressed as Bruce is awesome. On the way to the bus to get to the party two girls walked by, one had a dog. The dog just jumped up and sniffed my little area. Big area! I mean big area! That MUST have been because I was Bruce. Then one of the girls walked away with the dog and the other girl stayed at the bus stop. The bus arrived and I was slightly in front of her but I told her she may get on first, to which she smiled and then said thanks. Then we talked all the way to her next stop - it was because I was Bruce!! This other man on the bus kept back at me too, must have been because I was Bruce.
Then at about 1am, under the influence of a little alcohol a few of us thought it'd be a good idea to go to Tescos and do some shopping. So we walked there and it was next to a McDonald's, little did we know that the McDonald's carpark turns into a dogging site after hours.
So we walked past (just walked) and some girls called us other. We didn't go because they were probably just as drunk as we were, then I wondered, were they drunk or did they just want to see BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN?!
Then we went into Tescos and bought everything we wanted to buy at that moment in time (I bought a massive bag of Dorito's, a milkshake and a bar of Milka). Then I tried to work the self-checkout machine but I couldn't work it then some man come along and helped me. I said thanks and he said "Glad to help". Of course he was glad to help, he thought he was helping Bruce Springsteen!
Then after a few hours missing we returned to the party. And I sat down to a bunch of guys I had never met in my entire life but had a great time with earlier in the night.
One of them, the leader of the pack, was pretty ****ed by this point and said some nice things...
"You know what this party needs? Bruce Springsteen! We need his sexiness".
Now I'm not sure if he was talking about me or the real Bruce Springsteen. But probably the real one.
Then a couple more hours later he said some nicer things!
"I love Oli so much, I'm gonna let him come to my party too"
"Do you even know his second name?"
"No but I do know that he plays guitar, loves Bruce Springsteen and he's never accused me of raping someone's mum"
"Well, those
are good reasons for liking me, guys."
And it was then that I knew it was my reason to live as Bruce Springsteen! The next morning, waking up with condensed milk all over me, I did not want to get into normal, boring Oli's clothes. I wanted to live as Bruce again!
Now for my birthday I'm going to have a Bruce Springsteen Fancy Dress Party
