Here's a thought....he's a ****ing rock 'n' roll star?

What would be better, Jon, walking on in his suit with no swagger, going "aw shucks guys, thanks, you know it's always good that we're staying relevant after so many years. You know we've sold over a hundred million records?"

I love seeing Liam, and other rock stars, acting like idiots. Apart from the obvious matter of music, it's what they're for. It's only rock 'n' roll...but I like it.