My Important Contribution to this thread is going to be to say Constrictor is a ****ing awesome, massively underrated album. Every song on there is at least an 8, such a sense of humour through it (on this album, his cock is a "gorilla" rather than a "frankenstein).

Check out The Great American Success Story!


Anyway.... Mine seems to be a bit more mainstream than you guys, but whatever. He's actually written some IMPORTANT songs when you stop and think about it.

1) Only Women Bleed. EASILY his best song. Beautiful melody, beautiful lyric. True classic.
2) Poison. Well it had to be.
3) School's Out. Well it had to be.
EDIT 4) Hell is Livin Without You (forgot about this till I read this thread!)
5) No More Mister Nice Guy. Sung here by Bruce Dickinson and Mr. Bean, with backing from Skin (remember this? Bruce is in damn good voice!) - 6) Elected
7) He's Back (The Man Behind The Mask)
Eighteen. I SO lived this song. About age 23.
9) Wind up Toy. SO atmospheric.
10) Lost in America.

SO many more that I'd have loved to include. A top 20 would have had almost everything off Trash and Hey Stoopid. What great albums!