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10-04-2004, 12:08 AM
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very very very bad Oasis joke!
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10-04-2004, 12:10 AM
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the dude abides 
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10-04-2004, 12:41 AM
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Don't look up on your movie screens In record stores or magazines Close your eyes and you will see That you are all you really need JBJ - I believe "Sambora's face is a mask of joyous disbelief, as if previously unaware of his ability to play the instrument at all. Reaching the last fistful of notes, he does a fair impression of a man who is actually ejaculating into his jet black flares." . . . Ben Mitchell, Q Magazine
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10-05-2004, 05:56 PM
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Here these should liven this topic up
 Gallagher brother quotes What's mine is mine and what's Liam's I give him half of." -Noel "You could say I'm a genius I suppose, quite good-looking as well actually." -Noel "Why write your own songs when you can use someone else's ?" -Noel "I hate people who say they only write songs for themselve and if anyone else likes it it's a bonus. If people don't like Oasis they're shit." -Noel " Call us arrogant if you want I don't care. Just as long as we don't get called Aerosmith." Noel I love my brother but not as much as much as pot noodles - Noel Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it - Liam I'm not playing for silly yanks when I aint got a house to live in - Liam John Lennon thought he was God, I just think i'm John Lennon - Liam And my personal fave:- Me and our kid had a scuffle I went home with a black eye, broken nose and a shotgun on me back and me Mum goes "What kind of music you been playing down there?!" - Liam 
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10-05-2004, 10:27 PM
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Quote:
I still give him the cutest accent award 
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Why won’t you say something now Don’t leave me hanging Cut me down I miss the fire that was once in your eyes Well come on and say something now
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