Worst Lyrics

I think this has to be a contender...

Hey Honey im packing you in - Bryan Adams

Had enough of your crazy ways
Had enough of your leavin’ for days
Don’t wanna hear you waggin’ your chin
Sick ’n’ tired of your noisy din
Don’t want another kick on the shin
Hey honey - I’m packin’ you in!

Had enough of your faddy diet!
I can’t wait for a real good fry up
I’m gettin’ bored of microwave cookin’
And you tellin’ me how awful I’m lookin’
Don’t wanna hear how you gotta be thin
Hey honey - I’m packin’ you in!

I don’t wanna be the joke of the party
I just wanna be back where I started
I’m gettin’ out before the goin’ gets grim
So hey honey - I’m packin’ you in!
Had enough of you hangin’ round bars
And crashin’ up my favorite car


!Sick ’n’ tired of this and that and ya askin’ for favours
And usin’ up my brand new razors
Don’t want another cut on my chin

I don’t wanna be the joke of the party
I just wanna be back where I started
I’m gettin’ out before the goin’ gets grim
So hey honey - I’m packin’ you in!

No point in hangin’ round with a restless heart
Don’t wanna let you down but I’m blowin’ this town
For a brand new start
I want out - you want in
Forget about that weddin’ ring!

Had enough of your hand in the til
Sick ’n’ tired of your credit card bills
Get on back to your next of kin
Hey honey..

What about. "I'm going to the country gonna eat some lot of peaches, I'm going to the country gonna eat some lot of peaches, I'm going to the country gonna eat some lot of peaches, I'm going to the country gonna eat some lot of peaches, I'm going to the country gonna eat some lot of peaches, I'm going to the country gonna eat some lot of peaches....."


You get the idea. I know lets see how many times we can fit a shite lyric into the same song. The song is obvious called Peaches, can't rememeber who did it, but it was mid 90s I think.

I don't know but the recent gwen stefani songs sound pretty stupid.

"If I was a rich girl shanananananananana"

Oh, yeah. That was bad. It was a total rip-off of Fiddler on the Roof.

I can't think of the song with the worst lyrics I've ever heard. Well, actually, I can, but I'd get killed if I said it.

Oooh, how about Gwen's new song, Hollaback Girl. There's an entire section of the song that goes:

Let me hear you say, this sh*t is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
This sh*t is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Again, the sh*t is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
This sh*t is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S



Stephanie

The Presidents of the United States of America are responsible for that one...I thought it was kind of cute...but I was in like 7th grade at the time it came out.

Aloha !

When you think about it, most lyrics from Bryan Adams are pretty shite.

Let's make a night to remember
from january, to december
let's make love soft and tender
let's make a night to remember

Here I am - this is me
There's no where else on earth I'd rather be
Here I am - it's just me and you
And tonight we make our dreams come true

I wanna be - your lipstick - when ya lick it;
I wanna be - your high heels - when ya kick it;
I wanna be - your sweet love babe - ya when you make it;
From your feet up to your hair - more than anything I swear
I wanna be - your underwear

And if you really want to read bad lyrics, check them out from his new album. A lot of them are really terrible.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

Well, what can you expect from a band that had a total of 5 strings in their instruments. They were a trio by the way with a guitar and a bass...

Ice