"Grunge was bad enough, but rap metal really is
dredging the bottom of the barrel. But even if
there was a lot of good music around, i wouldn't
listen to it"

Now ain't that brilliant???

"You've unleashed the f*ck@n fury !"
That's worth a signature


Another funny one which displays his extremem arrogance is a story I read from the inlay card from one of my Savatage albums.
Jon and Criss Oliva (singer and guitarist from Savatage) were actually touring with Malmsteen in the late 80s. Criss was a huge Malmsteen fan so he wanted to meet him backstage. They enterd Yngwie's room and found him playing video games on a big screen. His roadie brought Jon and Criss into the room and Yngwie said

"Who are these guys ? Get these assh*les out of here !"
haha.


"Kirk hammet should have a gun held to his head so he can actually play in tune"
The truth...THE f*ckin' truth!

And a BJ related one:
"I love Sambora.I always dreamt of playing with him.That's a joke.I only want to screw his wife!"

Hahahahahhahahahahha

This guy talks better than he plays guitar(ok,ok...he is a guitar genius as well...not as good as VAI but i got ALL his albums)