What's Left of Us:

'Till 1995 we were a rock n roll band, made kick-ass records and we did it for the fans
Then the music went south as we started chasing fads,

Now we're really in the shit, we've lost Sambongo
Played touch the winkie, where did his dog go?
He hit the drink and the whores when he got back home

Since those heady days, we've written utter shite,
I'm still spoofing, yeah, live your life
Well, what's my story? I've nothing else to say
Hey, hey

I've not a lot to say can you see
The albums are shite and live I screech
This ain't a band, it's all about me
Does anybody want what's left of us?

Bored all the crowds, they left by nine,
They can't fail to see, that I'm just not tryin',
But I ain't checking out, all their cash is mine,
Does anybody want what's left of us?
Hey, hey, hey, hey

They called us on Dry County, we're no more a band
Why it's all about Jonny, they don't understand
All that’s left now is our great, back catalogue


I sold my soul to make some cash,
While my arse looks south I'll still play Crash,
It's the same old shit, but I just won't play These Days,
Hey, hey

I've not a lot to give say can you see
The albums are shite and live I screech
This ain't a band, it's all about me
Does anybody want what's left of us?

Bored all the crowds, they left by nine,
They can all see, I'm just not tryin',
But I ain't checking out, all their cash is mine,
Does anybody want what's left of us?
Hey, hey, hey, hey

I'm an actor, I'm a singer, and I own this brand,
But it's getting hard to make a living, I've no right hand man
Bobby B just ain't working out, he's makin' my damned ears bleed.
Hey, hey.

Does anybody want, does anybody want,
Does anybody want what's left of us?

I've not a lot to give say can you see
The albums are shite and live I screech
This ain't a band, it's all about me
Does anybody want what's left of us?

Does no-one want to hear I Love This Town?
You're just gonna have to, me and Rich are rowin',
But we ain't checking out, we still love money,
Does anybody want what's left of us?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Does anybody want, does anybody want,
Does anybody want what's left of us?
Hey, hey, hey, hey




Yeah I know, I have too much time on my hands and this isn't fair on Jon.

LOL...I plead the 5th!! :)

V GOOD!!!!

LOL - Awesome!

^^^^ Aaaaaand we have a winner!


Andi

Mr Speaker, I move that this thread be closed and preserved, right here, right now...

It has been a journey and that, my friend, is us arriving at our destination. Well done, sir.

No you're not don't have a twitter account and have no plans on getting one.

This is my first post on this fabulous thread but felt I just had to compliment Ron Jovi's version of What's Left of Me! Excellent! Thanks for the entertainment! I am going to miss this thread when Richie returns and all this speculation dies down!

Yeah RonJovi deserves a medal for that hahaha

Thank you all for your kind words. The great thing about that is my company are paying me to write it...not that they know it but when you stick a slacker in a corner with an internet connection, these things will happen:-)