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Originally Posted by RonJovi (Post 1121640)

Thank you all for your kind words. The great thing about that is my company are paying me to write it...not that they know it but when you stick a slacker in a corner with an internet connection, these things will happen:-)

Why not mate... Jon pays his brother to write stuff on Twitter than is MUCH less entertaining.

I know this is going to be a shock to the system but we're now a few dates into this leg of the tour and the fact that RS hasn't been seen, isn't tweeting while his daughter is - I think he has had a wobble and doesn't trust himself in a hotel room for 8 hours before each gig.

I said this previously but I don't think he's fallen off the wagon. I think he's probably just got to the stage where he can sense when he's not in a good place or when a situation just isn't going to be healthy for him. Obviously there could be other reasons for him being absent but the fact his has disappeared, in an age where virtually no one can disappear, leads me to believe his is tucked away somewhere, away from temptation, getting his head straight. The only surprise is that he has obviously told the Bon Jovi machine to keep it under wraps this time...

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Originally Posted by RonJovi (Post 1121612)

It's the same old shit, but I just won't play These Days,

The most sincere line in a Jovi song in years.

Awesome!!!!!!!!!! :D

Fkn MINT!

Thanks, thats made my day Ronjovi.

That was awesome, RonJovi! :D

Aloha !

That was hands down the best spoof I've ever read. Spot on and with a bit of humor thrown in. It's been some time since I wrote one like it but I don't think it'd ever be as witty as those. Well done. :)

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

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Originally Posted by RonJovi (Post 1121612)

What's Left of Us:

'Till 1995 we were a rock n roll band, made kick-ass records and we did it for the fans
Then the music went south as we started chasing fads,

Now we're really in the shit, we've lost Sambongo
Played touch the winkie, where did his dog go?
He hit the drink and the whores when he got back home

Since those heady days, we've written utter shite,
I'm still spoofing, yeah, live your life
Well, what's my story? I've nothing else to say
Hey, hey

I've not a lot to say can you see
The albums are shite and live I screech
This ain't a band, it's all about me
Does anybody want what's left of us?

Bored all the crowds, they left by nine,
They can't fail to see, that I'm just not tryin',
But I ain't checking out, all their cash is mine,
Does anybody want what's left of us?
Hey, hey, hey, hey

They called us on Dry County, we're no more a band
Why it's all about Jonny, they don't understand
All that’s left now is our great, back catalogue

I sold my soul to make some cash,
While my arse looks south I'll still play Crash,
It's the same old shit, but I just won't play These Days,
Hey, hey

I've not a lot to give say can you see
The albums are shite and live I screech
This ain't a band, it's all about me
Does anybody want what's left of us?

Bored all the crowds, they left by nine,
They can all see, I'm just not tryin',
But I ain't checking out, all their cash is mine,
Does anybody want what's left of us?
Hey, hey, hey, hey

I'm an actor, I'm a singer, and I own this brand,
But it's getting hard to make a living, I've no right hand man
Bobby B just ain't working out, he's makin' my damned ears bleed.
Hey, hey.

Does anybody want, does anybody want,
Does anybody want what's left of us?

I've not a lot to give say can you see
The albums are shite and live I screech
This ain't a band, it's all about me
Does anybody want what's left of us?

Does no-one want to hear I Love This Town?
You're just gonna have to, me and Rich are rowin',
But we ain't checking out, we still love money,
Does anybody want what's left of us?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Does anybody want, does anybody want,
Does anybody want what's left of us?
Hey, hey, hey, hey

Yeah I know, I have too much time on my hands and this isn't fair on Jon.

You win this thread. Excellent

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Originally Posted by Supersonic (Post 1121649)

It's time to ''pass the torch'' onto a new generation now Sebby Webby, your time is over. I'm getting all emotional now, end of an era stuff this!

Andi

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Originally Posted by Supersonic (Post 1121649)

Hell just froze over. I'm in complete agreement with you.

Richie Sambora
'While Richie is dealing with some personal issues, his cover contest is still going strong. Let's show how much we care about him with some really creative takes on "Every Road Leads Home to You."

Aloha !

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Originally Posted by Living_on_my_Hair (Post 1121651)

It's time to ''pass the torch'' onto a new generation now Sebby Webby, your time is over. I'm getting all emotional now, end of an era stuff this!

Andi

Haha, someone was bound to quote me and bring up the end of an era thing. I've just been writing too many "serious" stuff the past two years, I reckon it's time to bring back the wit, but it seems a bit pointless to do so after this guy's attempt. :(

I think I'm going to record myself singing this song, and then send it to Matt. No worries, I'll give the original writer some credit. :D

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan