Originally Posted by Crushgen24/88 (Post 1121584)

No. I don't follow either of them. Matt comes off as a douche, and frankly I find following Ava for posts about her dad very weird, but that's just me.

Originally Posted by RonJovi (Post 1121612)

What's Left of Us:

'Till 1995 we were a rock n roll band, made kick-ass records and we did it for the fans
Then the music went south as we started chasing fads,

Now we're really in the shit, we've lost Sambongo
Played touch the winkie, where did his dog go?
He hit the drink and the whores when he got back home

Since those heady days, we've written utter shite,
I'm still spoofing, yeah, live your life
Well, what's my story? I've nothing else to say
Hey, hey

I've not a lot to say can you see
The albums are shite and live I screech
This ain't a band, it's all about me
Does anybody want what's left of us?

Bored all the crowds, they left by nine,
They can't fail to see, that I'm just not tryin',
But I ain't checking out, all their cash is mine,
Does anybody want what's left of us?
Hey, hey, hey, hey

They called us on Dry County, we're no more a band
Why it's all about Jonny, they don't understand
All that’s left now is our great, back catalogue


I sold my soul to make some cash,
While my arse looks south I'll still play Crash,
It's the same old shit, but I just won't play These Days,
Hey, hey

I've not a lot to give say can you see
The albums are shite and live I screech
This ain't a band, it's all about me
Does anybody want what's left of us?

Bored all the crowds, they left by nine,
They can all see, I'm just not tryin',
But I ain't checking out, all their cash is mine,
Does anybody want what's left of us?
Hey, hey, hey, hey

I'm an actor, I'm a singer, and I own this brand,
But it's getting hard to make a living, I've no right hand man
Bobby B just ain't working out, he's makin' my damned ears bleed.
Hey, hey.

Does anybody want, does anybody want,
Does anybody want what's left of us?

I've not a lot to give say can you see
The albums are shite and live I screech
This ain't a band, it's all about me
Does anybody want what's left of us?

Does no-one want to hear I Love This Town?
You're just gonna have to, me and Rich are rowin',
But we ain't checking out, we still love money,
Does anybody want what's left of us?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Does anybody want, does anybody want,
Does anybody want what's left of us?
Hey, hey, hey, hey




Yeah I know, I have too much time on my hands and this isn't fair on Jon.

Originally Posted by Supersonic (Post 1121654)

Aloha !



Haha, someone was bound to quote me and bring up the end of an era thing. I've just been writing too many "serious" stuff the past two years, I reckon it's time to bring back the wit, but it seems a bit pointless to do so after this guy's attempt. :(

I think I'm going to record myself singing this song, and then send it to Matt. No worries, I'll give the original writer some credit. :D

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

Originally Posted by RonJovi (Post 1121674)

Praise from Supersonic...I have truly arrived :-)

Given that my voice is the vocal equivalent of Bobby Bandiera's playing, I'm happy with this arrangement. Get your people to talk to my people about how we split the money.

Originally Posted by Supersonic (Post 1121675)

Aloha !



Can you play guitar? If so we could do some arrangement on this, I strum, you pick or something like that. :)

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

Originally Posted by Supersonic (Post 1121675)

Aloha !



Can you play guitar? If so we could do some arrangement on this, I strum, you pick or something like that. :)

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

Originally Posted by Living_on_my_Hair (Post 1121676)

King Seb sits in his trailer surrounded by groupies and naked men

Originally Posted by RonJovi (Post 1121612)

What's Left of Us:

'Till 1995 we were a rock n roll band, made kick-ass records and we did it for the fans
Then the music went south as we started chasing fads,

Now we're really in the shit, we've lost Sambongo
Played touch the winkie, where did his dog go?
He hit the drink and the whores when he got back home

Since those heady days, we've written utter shite,
I'm still spoofing, yeah, live your life
Well, what's my story? I've nothing else to say
Hey, hey

I've not a lot to say can you see
The albums are shite and live I screech
This ain't a band, it's all about me
Does anybody want what's left of us?

Bored all the crowds, they left by nine,
They can't fail to see, that I'm just not tryin',
But I ain't checking out, all their cash is mine,
Does anybody want what's left of us?
Hey, hey, hey, hey

They called us on Dry County, we're no more a band
Why it's all about Jonny, they don't understand
All that’s left now is our great, back catalogue


I sold my soul to make some cash,
While my arse looks south I'll still play Crash,
It's the same old shit, but I just won't play These Days,
Hey, hey

I've not a lot to give say can you see
The albums are shite and live I screech
This ain't a band, it's all about me
Does anybody want what's left of us?

Bored all the crowds, they left by nine,
They can all see, I'm just not tryin',
But I ain't checking out, all their cash is mine,
Does anybody want what's left of us?
Hey, hey, hey, hey

I'm an actor, I'm a singer, and I own this brand,
But it's getting hard to make a living, I've no right hand man
Bobby B just ain't working out, he's makin' my damned ears bleed.
Hey, hey.

Does anybody want, does anybody want,
Does anybody want what's left of us?

I've not a lot to give say can you see
The albums are shite and live I screech
This ain't a band, it's all about me
Does anybody want what's left of us?

Does no-one want to hear I Love This Town?
You're just gonna have to, me and Rich are rowin',
But we ain't checking out, we still love money,
Does anybody want what's left of us?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Does anybody want, does anybody want,
Does anybody want what's left of us?
Hey, hey, hey, hey




Yeah I know, I have too much time on my hands and this isn't fair on Jon.

Originally Posted by Crushgen24/88 (Post 1121685)

****ing classic.
Can we please sticky this thread forever?