I agree. He made it pretty clear the band didn't want to go back out this early and he pushed it because the songs would be dated if they didn't (Which is bull, there's not a single reference on the album that won't make sense in a years time) and then looks bored on stage as if he was forced to tour. It's a mystery why he rushed the tour then acted sleepy.
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I love this thread. So much.
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Hey Jon (music and lyrics by Richie Sambora)
OK, so I'm totally ripping off RonJovi with this. But let's face it - His song was probably the greatest post in the history of the boards. I'm on my way home listening to Bon Jovi Radio when Hey God comes on. The lyrics just came to me. I know this won't be as good as Ron's, but hey, I'm just trying to have some fun: Hey Jon, I'm just a guitar player in what used to be a band But now you throw out all my solos Yeah, you threw 'em in the can The band is barely holdin' on, the sales have been like shit Now you've kicked me out in your latest hissy fit Our fans are workin' single moms, they're barely gettin' paid But because they think you're so hot they throw their cash away Our music has gone downhill, there ain't much else to say If you'd let me write some music, Hell it wouldn't be this way Hey Jon - Tell me what the hell is going on It seems like all the hard rock's gone It keeps on getting harder playin' on Hey, Hey Hey Hey Jon, Our fans are being put to sleep Our setlists seem like they are on repeat I know how conceited you can be, but Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey Jon Do you ever think about me? Born in the Jersey Shore back in 1983 Five hungry guys playing, Even if it was for free 30 years later, You seem t'have lost your balls Your pissin' off the company, everyone of us all Hey Jon - Tell me what the hell is going on It seems like all the hard rock's gone It keeps on getting harder playin' on Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey Jon, Our fans are being put to sleep Our setlists seems like they are on repeat I know how conceited you can be, but Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey Jon... Do you ever think about me? I'm gonna write a song or two I'm sick of doing things your way I'm sick of Matt tweeting to all our fans When he ain't got shit to say Have you read all the reviews Can you hear what they all say I can't take being in this band no more, I've got something to say. Hey Jon - Tell me what the hell is going on It seems like all the hard rocks gone It keeps on getting harder playin' on Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey Jon, Our fans are being put to sleep Our setlists seem like they are on repeat I know how conceited you can be, but Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey Jon... Do you ever think about me? Do you ever think about me? Hey Jon, Hey Jon, think about me. __________________ |
Danfan, since you posted this here, I trashed the duplicate thread in General.
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Most excellent :p But I love this line the best:
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