Triple dog dare ya

It can always be changed back. ;)

"No Richie on current leg of tour" would be easy enough to put back.

Oh no they didn't.

They changed the name of the thread?! HERESY!!!

I know the new thread title is more accurate at the moment, but there's something about original titles, they just describe the feeling at THAT moment, so I'd change it back to "No Richie on the current leg of the tour" for legacy purposes, cause it's clearly one of the most legendary threads in this board's history.

I'll change it back--just having a little fun to lighten the mood for a little while.

THIS.

Plus, as much as it's meant to be tongue in cheek or whatever, the "any" is bullshit and could be misleading.

Monkey's blue balls for everyone!

Gee, I kinda liked the original, new thread title. ;)

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Damn, missed it! :|

You clearly have an Internet connection, why don't you use it to answer your question. I would have thought clicking on the link would have answered it in the first place.

Plot twist: It's Bobby who's editing the Wiki page.

Think about it, he's finally gotten what he's always wanted. Richie's now out of the picture, but just when he thought he was in the clear, Jon brings in a replacement guitarist for the second tour in a row. I wouldn't be surprised if Phil disappears for "personal issues" and suddenly Bobby's the new lead "guitarist".

And remember, Bobby was the one that poisoned Richie's dog in like page 60, so this could've been his plan all along.

I can picture him right now tracing his evil plans while munching on Twinkies and moonpies....

I had forgotten about this. So many pages to keep track of...

The only logical solution now is that Bobby, since the beginning, hates Bon Jovi's music. He hates it so much that he's made it his mission to butcher every single song live and I daresay he's not far from his goal. That fat, pasty genius....

Do you mean pallor or pie?

What is a moonpie? I thought he would be more of a S'mores kinda guy. That's why his playing sucks, sticky marshmallow fingers

Well a moonpie is marshmallow and cookie covered in chocolate so you aren't far off. The fingers are probably more chocolate sticky than marshmallow sticky though.

sounds yummy. We have something similar here called a Wagon Wheel but it has jam in it. Damn.. now I am craving one.

Maybe Bobby has marshmallow on one hand and chocolate on the other ;)

The normal Wagon Wheel has no jam in it.

The original ones in Australia always had jam. Funny how original is actually different in other countries.

Yup, that's a moonpie here in the US minus the jam. I bet Bobby likes the ones with jam.

You think that's why he's always playing with his mouth open? Is there somebody backstage that changes the image of the teleprompter with images of moonpies and Twinkies as a practical joke?? That's cruel :(

Jon promises a moonpie for every solo he doesn't screw up. Now that's a cruel practical joke!

Poor bloke must be starving :cry:

Hm, from the looks of it, he has found the secret stash!

So where is the photoshop of Bobby and a moonpie/wagon wheel? Haven't had one in a while. :)

When I was growing up, I always heard that moonpies were best served with RC Cola. So maybe Bobby has a stock of RC to go with his moonpies.

I don't have photoshop so we need more hair.. but you get the gist

Ah...a fellow Southerner. :D

RC Cola is yummay.

Nah, he just forgot his toupe. This is spot on.

You, too? Yeah, not sure anyone north of the Mason-Dixon ever heard of an RC. :D

I am assuming its cola flavoured but a different taste to Coke or Pepsi?

Who would have thought this thread would turn into a global culinary lesson ;)

and jeff kazee haha

Whats RC Cola over there,over in the UK its a cheap version of normal coca cola sold in ASDA(uk version of walmart i think).

It's owned by Walmart now but it's not really the 'UK version', it'd been around for years before Walmart bought it. All out supermarkets are much of a muchness really, Tesco being the closest to Walmart I'd say though.

I haven't posted in a while, felt the need to :p

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RC_Cola

Apparently, it's been around since 1905. I've had it before and I liked it better than Coke. I don't like Coke at all though so that's not saying much. I don't drink sodas unless there's no other option. Not really a fan of carbonated drinks.