3 days left before school starts again. Btw, Jon is the monster control freak so he poisoned Richie's dog. He probably had Hugh do it.

If anyone's benefiting from all this, it's Phil X...again! He'd be my main suspect, not the poor Huey. Jon must've heard people in 2011 saying how he played better than Richie, that's when he made these plans.

This picture might have Richie's dog, he probably asked someone to took it so no one would suspect of him.

http://i.imgur.com/SHzHQVbl.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/e418c96baaca...Jkk1qz4rgp.jpg

Phil: Jon, I love you so much! You've got that spark in your eyes that makes me smile!

Jon: Shush, Phil! Not now...

Phil must have used his hair to strangle Richie's dog.

Omg! The picture of Richie and his dogs before Jon/Phil X poisoned them is priceless.

Aloha !

Here's Richie and his dog in better days.
http://www.bonjovi-archives.com/Rich...isdog_Temp.jpg

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

Unless Richie's dog ate his wig. In turn, the dog got sick, and Richie has to wait for a new one to be made before he returns to the spotlight.

I think you solved the mystery: Jon is cheating on Richie with Phil. Richie found out and dumped Jon. Now Jon is flaunting his relationship with Phil to make Richie jealous. :D

Omg! This is my favorite post yet!

I propose that when/if Richie resurfaces, we Tweet him the link to this thread.

http://www.metal-archives.com/images...rtist.jpg?4808

Is That the Jovi-signal I see??

http://blog.rogersbroadcasting.com/c.../05/phil-x.jpg

YYEEEAAAAHHHH!!!! Imma get PAID!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Actually, that's Hugh.

It has never been so funny here in jovitalk :D:snipersm:

Everyone knows Bon Jovi loves dogs. It's where the term poodle rockers came from.

http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphoto...75450173_n.jpg

Wrong.

Maybe Richie died his hair blonde again and all the others laughed at him so he ran away...

Richie Sambora Didn’t Quit, Was Pushed Off Bon Jovi Tour

Richie Sambora‘s surprise departure from Bon Jovi’s current tour was not of his own doing, the New York Post is reporting. Jon Bon Jovi decided he had to go.

“Jon has been trying to get rid of him. He drinks constantly and has a stream of Hollywood bimbos around all the time. At the urging of his wife, Dorothea, Bon Jovi wants to keep the tour free of booze and drugs,” a source told The Post.

But Sambora — who has twice been in rehab — may not be into sobriety right now. “He told me that he didn’t believe in rehab,” said the source. “He really is a hard partier, and so are the women he hangs out with.”

Theofilos Xenidis is filling in for Sambora through the end of the tour, April 25th. There’s no word what will happen with the Bon Jovi line-up after that.

It looks like Richie was photo shopped out of the picture. It looks so bare on David's side. Is that now? :(

It's Hugh in that picture!

Is that Hugh in the background? He is the one killing all the dogs.

Yeah, blame us, poor monkeys, again :(

None of this would have happened if they were all cat lovers instead of dog lovers.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...type=1&theater

Notice how Jon's and Tico's chairs are higher than Richie's and Dave's :D....

Yeah, like... welcome back to the real world, buddy! Lol.


Gotta love the dog rumours, guys!

It was just posted on the band's official FB page.

And then there were three *sniffs*

That's messed up.. Rubbing salt in the wound. :(

That was my first impression, as well. They could have posted a concert picture focused on just Jon instead.

Also, apparently at the first show without Richie, Jon said, 'Sorry that Richie can't be there for you', which sounds like he was referring to the song 'IBTFY'.

:( Sniff.

I know they know they've had some good times, Now they have their own hiding place.. :(

Did Jon miss Richie's birthday? I wish I'd seen him blow those candles out :(



Andi

Jon should call Richie and ask him: "You want to make a memory? You want to steal a piece of time? You can sing a melody to me. I'll write a couple lines".
lol

Hot stuff!

Richie would cream himself. Refer to my signature below for an accurate description.


Andi

Aloha !

Richie "I'd like to do it doggy style but I miss the pussy"

One might think the rhythm guitarist is referring to the groupie life which many rock star is associated with, but it couldn't be further from the truth. In short, the guitarist is missing his cat.

"I took that little baby everywhere I could. Sure, I hid it because Jon's allergic to cats and it hurts his vocal chords, but every time I was by myself I wound up playing with my pussy."

As to how the former drunk lost his cat is still unknown, and the ex alcoholic doesn't want to go into full detail. Just know that those cuties aren't exactly tourbus proof.

"If Jon would just let me travel with it on board of the plane instead of needing to put it on a seperate tourbus none of it would've happened. Now she escaped and with the amount of snow out there in Canada it's hard to manouvre a bus to a slippery parking lot."

"When I got the news I called Jon at 3.30 and told him I'd not be coming over. I was heartbroken. So heartbroken that I flew right to Hawaii to hang out with my daughter."

The former husband of Golden Raspberry award winner Heather Locklear insists fans of Bon Jovi have got nothing to worry about. "Jon hasn't given me much space to show my skills lately anyay, I'm sure Bobby or whoever he'll hire will be able to cover up for me."

It's still unclear as to whether the cat will be buried or cremated, though maybe frozen in is an option? "I don't know man, I'm waiting for it to arrive to see what I'll do with its coffin. All I know is I can't bear to stand next to Jon, let alone another bandmember who'll treat me like a dog."

One fans can be assured of, now with this cat dead the only sound of a strangling cat is the one of Jon Bon Jovi singing whenever Richie isn't able to cover up for him.

Source: My right thumb.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

^^ If you had included Richie mentioning 52 countries, 146 shows etc, some people on here would have actually accepted that interview as genuine.

You should send that to tmz.com, they'd probably actually run the story! The headline would be epic.

Andi

Aloha !

Haha, that's not a bad idea. I'll get on it. Great idea. :D

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

Hmmm...So, the picture of Jon, Dave and Tico was just removed from the band's Facebook page and replaced with a concert picture of Jon (as yours truly had suggested they do a few posts ago).

Maybe the powers-that-be on Facebook are reading this thread xD.

People SERIOUSLY think that Richie was edited out of that picture?

Of course, as they seriously think that Hugh killed Richie's dog.

Can't believe that they deleted the photo! I liked it. I'd rather have a picture of 3 members of the band than another of only Jon.