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3 days left before school starts again. Btw, Jon is the monster control freak so he poisoned Richie's dog. He probably had Hugh do it.
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Phil: Jon, I love you so much! You've got that spark in your eyes that makes me smile! Jon: Shush, Phil! Not now... |
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Omg! The picture of Richie and his dogs before Jon/Phil X poisoned them is priceless.
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Aloha !
Here's Richie and his dog in better days. http://www.bonjovi-archives.com/Rich...isdog_Temp.jpg Salaam Aleikum, Sebastiaan |
Unless Richie's dog ate his wig. In turn, the dog got sick, and Richie has to wait for a new one to be made before he returns to the spotlight.
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I think you solved the mystery: Jon is cheating on Richie with Phil. Richie found out and dumped Jon. Now Jon is flaunting his relationship with Phil to make Richie jealous. :D |
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I propose that when/if Richie resurfaces, we Tweet him the link to this thread.
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http://www.metal-archives.com/images...rtist.jpg?4808
Is That the Jovi-signal I see?? http://blog.rogersbroadcasting.com/c.../05/phil-x.jpg YYEEEAAAAHHHH!!!! Imma get PAID!! |
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Everyone knows Bon Jovi loves dogs. It's where the term poodle rockers came from.
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Maybe Richie died his hair blonde again and all the others laughed at him so he ran away...
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Richie Sambora Didn’t Quit, Was Pushed Off Bon Jovi Tour
Richie Sambora‘s surprise departure from Bon Jovi’s current tour was not of his own doing, the New York Post is reporting. Jon Bon Jovi decided he had to go. “Jon has been trying to get rid of him. He drinks constantly and has a stream of Hollywood bimbos around all the time. At the urging of his wife, Dorothea, Bon Jovi wants to keep the tour free of booze and drugs,” a source told The Post. But Sambora — who has twice been in rehab — may not be into sobriety right now. “He told me that he didn’t believe in rehab,” said the source. “He really is a hard partier, and so are the women he hangs out with.” Theofilos Xenidis is filling in for Sambora through the end of the tour, April 25th. There’s no word what will happen with the Bon Jovi line-up after that. |
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None of this would have happened if they were all cat lovers instead of dog lovers.
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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...type=1&theater
Notice how Jon's and Tico's chairs are higher than Richie's and Dave's :D.... |
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Gotta love the dog rumours, guys! |
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Also, apparently at the first show without Richie, Jon said, 'Sorry that Richie can't be there for you', which sounds like he was referring to the song 'IBTFY'. |
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I know they know they've had some good times, Now they have their own hiding place.. :( Did Jon miss Richie's birthday? I wish I'd seen him blow those candles out :( Andi |
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Richie would cream himself. Refer to my signature below for an accurate description. Andi |
Aloha !
Richie "I'd like to do it doggy style but I miss the pussy" One might think the rhythm guitarist is referring to the groupie life which many rock star is associated with, but it couldn't be further from the truth. In short, the guitarist is missing his cat. "I took that little baby everywhere I could. Sure, I hid it because Jon's allergic to cats and it hurts his vocal chords, but every time I was by myself I wound up playing with my pussy." As to how the former drunk lost his cat is still unknown, and the ex alcoholic doesn't want to go into full detail. Just know that those cuties aren't exactly tourbus proof. "If Jon would just let me travel with it on board of the plane instead of needing to put it on a seperate tourbus none of it would've happened. Now she escaped and with the amount of snow out there in Canada it's hard to manouvre a bus to a slippery parking lot." "When I got the news I called Jon at 3.30 and told him I'd not be coming over. I was heartbroken. So heartbroken that I flew right to Hawaii to hang out with my daughter." The former husband of Golden Raspberry award winner Heather Locklear insists fans of Bon Jovi have got nothing to worry about. "Jon hasn't given me much space to show my skills lately anyay, I'm sure Bobby or whoever he'll hire will be able to cover up for me." It's still unclear as to whether the cat will be buried or cremated, though maybe frozen in is an option? "I don't know man, I'm waiting for it to arrive to see what I'll do with its coffin. All I know is I can't bear to stand next to Jon, let alone another bandmember who'll treat me like a dog." One fans can be assured of, now with this cat dead the only sound of a strangling cat is the one of Jon Bon Jovi singing whenever Richie isn't able to cover up for him. Source: My right thumb. Salaam Aleikum, Sebastiaan |
^^ If you had included Richie mentioning 52 countries, 146 shows etc, some people on here would have actually accepted that interview as genuine.
You should send that to tmz.com, they'd probably actually run the story! The headline would be epic. Andi |
Aloha !
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Hmmm...So, the picture of Jon, Dave and Tico was just removed from the band's Facebook page and replaced with a concert picture of Jon (as yours truly had suggested they do a few posts ago).
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People SERIOUSLY think that Richie was edited out of that picture?
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Can't believe that they deleted the photo! I liked it. I'd rather have a picture of 3 members of the band than another of only Jon.
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