lol now that would be funny..

metro.co.uk/2013/06/05/jon-bon-jovi-and-richie-sambora-go-together-like-apple-pie-and-ice-cream-3829645/

Nothing new here but still a good read.

Actually quite a nice article there.

Im a teenager I followed her long before Richie left.

I don't think there's anything wrong with following her. Twitter's in the public domain, anyone can follow anyone. What is weird is analysing every single tweet. How the **** that last tweet could have ever been anything to do with Jon is beyond me.

I saw that one and without looking at the rest posted it here

It's the bit about Odemwingie at the end that caps it all!!

Yeah, thought I'd share as a little in-joke for the UK folk!

In the interest of continuing the fine parody that is happening on this thread.

Once upon a time
Not so long ago

I used to write those songs that rock
My creativity’s been on strike, but I don’t give a ****, it’s tough… so tough
We don’t write them like we did back in the day
I now write “Because We Can”, I’m in it for the pay, not love

But we’ve got to go on
And yeah, my voice is shot
But it doesn’t make a difference
There’s money to be got
We’ve lost a brother
But I can’t stop what I love

So give me your cash

Ohhhh we’re half way there
Wahhhh Ohhhh when will this tour end
Look at this band, we don’t even care
Wahhhh Ohhhh when will this tour end

Richie’s got his six string in hock
They say he’s not boozing, but why does he look so rough?....so rough
He dreams of playing “Nowadays”
But when he cried in the night I would whisper
“Richie baby, it’s okay, you’ll sing “These Days”

So now Richie has gone
And yeah my voice is shot
But it doesn’t make a difference
There’s money to be got
We’ve lost a brother
But I can’t stop what I love

So give me your cash

Ohhhh we’re half way there
Wahhhh Ohhhh when will this tour end
Look at this band, we don’t even care
Wahhhh Ohhhh when will this tour end

lmao very well done. I am loving the creativity of some people here.