Wow, you're so cool, Tictoc you want to kick one's ass just because he started this thread? You don't like it? So why did you opened it again? Pff.. As I said - Seb didn't say "Believe me or die!". If it's fake and someone trusted, well.. It's someone's fault.
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People getting all worked up about a few snippetts you're all bound to hear better quality of within a month or so. Just look at this topic. About everyone says they absolutely don't believe it, yet everyone who doesn't believe it has send me a PM requesting for the snippet. So you just explained it yourself. It might not be funny to you, but it is to me and the few others that know when a hoax of mine is real or not. You'd realise it as well when you'd read the PM's I've received the past 24 hours. That said, I'm not saying this is a hoax. Because it obviously isn't. Otherwise BJM wouldn't have contacted me. Again. I'll post the e-mail I've received from them within a few minutes. They've asked me to take the snippet down. Salaam Aleikum, Sebastiaan |
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you said in your first post that WWBTF has a proper(ish) solo in it, I came accross a proper mp3 of WWBTF the other day (no radio at beginning or end) and this still has no solo.... |
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However, as a society, we fail a lot of these children so don't come on here saying we are in some way better than these people and that we are 'acting like these people' as if its a bad thing. Ever heard of the word respect?! I feel pity for you more like it. Think about what you say before you say it... |
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Yesterday Jon Bon Jovi came to my place and gave me new record on vinyl as a token of appreciation for selling him a toothbrush that Leonard Cohen used just the day before he recorded Hallelujah. And here's a true review of the new record: 1.Can You be Happy Now?-A heavy rocker with congas,sort of hair rocker devoted to Obama hair problems,it's a standard verse,bridge,road,highway concept,with right turn solo. 2.Battle Of The Bons-Well, as the name says this one is about Jon and Richie fighting each with pillows,while other members eat popcorn's and bet their money on them,sort of mid tempo cook-rocker,heavy but slow,slow but paced,you know what I mean,right! 3.We Weren't Born To Follow-There's nothing that you already don't know about this one,except the solo part has been played by Raphael Nadal,and Jon yell his name instead of guitar. 4.Hairy Jon And The Goblet Of Alec John Such-The song is in the vein of Dry County,Always,Undivided,LOAP,You Had Me From Hello,Lost Highway only the whole band plays violins with Alec John Such as a quest on lead vocals and it's the longest Bon Jovi track ever with 21:00 minutes of Such singin"Yeah,yeah...". 5.Dorothea The Great-The first ballad,a great masterpiece pianino driven,Jon wrote this one about his wife,it's a reminiscence of how Dorothea conquer the whole world of women just to be sure that Jon is safe from them. 6.Rifles And Lilies-A true hard rocker,heavy as hell,even heavier than Metallica early days,something that makes your wanna bash your head against the wall for reading this,go on the street naked with rifle and call out Axl Rose with words"Who's in the magazine now,you c**k s****r!!!" 7.Riff Rock City-A mid tempo paced rocker with big 120 inch drums and even bigger 5 meter long guitars,it tells a story about animal instinct,love,peace,riots,booze,understanding,punc hing your boss,about world economic crisis,about Obie and a his pork sandwich. 8.Observe and Report-Another mid tempo pop-jazz-metal-trash-dance-country rocker,nothing special but it's definitely growing something out of people on multiple listening,so beware,there's no solo part,but you can hear Richie drinkin in the background bashing the guitar on floor,Jon said that this song is devoted to his long time friend Seb for all the hard work he's done on his laundry. 9.Profit For The Rich Man-Well you also know this one,only changes are the hybrid approach(the electric guitar is coming if acoustic one looses strings or hands start to bleed from incorrect strumming) and of course the name of the song,Jon has stated that name depends on the event he is attending,album song is all about Michael Moore and how he is trying to tell lies about poor millionaires who actually inherited all their wealth from God himself. 10.When We Were Beautiful-You also heard this one but in bad quality,the album version is much better,Bono is quest singer and Richie plays harp instead of guitar,Tico is hitting Goomer's head and David is maestro,Hugh and Alec are playing cellos on this one, the lyrics are about Beauty, cosmetics, fragrances, hair care, aromatherapy, diet, fitness products,and Bono has a special line where's he talking about avoiding taxes with his extraordinary charity work. And that's it,only 10 songs but the whole album is best stuff ever released by Bon Jovi,and that's not all,here's front cover of new album.Enjoy!:p |
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you are right. it was a dumb comment and I should actually feel ashamed of it. I am not being sarcastic or ironic. I do feel bad about it now. Leaving the political corectness aside (although I agree, in this case I shouldn't have), I hope you did get the point of my message. Perhaps I should have compared "us" to, I don't know, apes?!?! My creativity is limited by my sense of guilt right now... |
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But if that was aimed at me buddy then I really do feel sorry for you... |
By the way Seb, I think it's freaking hilarious that you are on the front page of bonjovi.com. How amusing is that? :D
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Hahahah, bravo brate, opet smo pokazali da na Balkanu njegujemo najbolji humor. Doslovno sam izdahnuo čitajući ovo, hahah! :) |
Hey, Supersonic. I didn't ask you for anything, so don't include me on the "idiots who fall for dumb hoaxes" category.
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Your reply is totally missing the point of what Devilsson's was saying... His post only made use of what we call 'figure of speech' ... it's not to be taken literally. |
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If this is going to happen everytime a hoax is pulled, and we KNOW it will, what's the point in it happening? When is enough enough, the boards are frigging annoying lately because everyone is up in arms over fake information being spread around. Is the fun gotten in tricking people really worth all this?
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Good evening everyone. As only a few of you knew, my review was a hoax. I do have only a little bit of information on the new CD which I will post later tonight. For now, I'd just like to thank the following people for either believing that the samples were real. The first sample was Morse Moose and the Grey Goose, an old Paul McCartney song. The second sample of which no one could make out what it was, was me singing Work For The Working Man, doing some beatboxing and making guitar sounds with my voice. I mixed it together and put way too much distortion over it, resulting in getting a comment from gabrielle saying "You have the worst cellphone ever!". Funny. :D The last sample I posted was made by someone else who offered to make a fake sample after I told him he'd get a month membership on my forum for free in case he posted that he heard the sample. This goes for a few others as well. I offered the same to Matrix, he posted that he heard it and he's in for free. Kudos to TBoy and Ang1e though. I offered them the same but they refused, yet didn't say anything. liljovi93 also didn't want to post that he heard it and he didn't post any information about it being fake as well. Now here's the list in chronological order of all the people that send me a PM: danfan JimmyHill Matrix15 Ang1e liljovi93 TBoy mrleaf severo17 tweety_b Matteo Td1984r nikos greece kenobi_on_a_prayer davidbow1e Wrath_Mania jovi75 SantaFe Johny Brklyn94 doubidoo p34semm Jack27 Dave 1986 RS8MB0R8 mitchdaddy Bang A Drum DryCounty And then there's the people who asked for it in this topic and have send me e-mails requesting the song... But I've got a surprise for almost anyone who has send me a PM; You will get a 1 month membership for free on my messageboard which means that you'll get to download lots and lots of Bon Jovi stuff for free. You will receive your login codes either this evening or tomorrow morning. Why, you might ask? That's me making up a bit and for giving me and a few others a good laugh over your stupidity over here. Because everyone who did actually send me a PM had a bit of hope that it was true, even after the many hoaxes I did over here. There were only a few people here (living_on_my_hair, crashed) who kept their heads cool. I will create a new topic with only a bit of information on the new album, and this will probably my last hoax. This week. :p So Elvistico and Tictoc, look like you miss out once again. Ha. Salaam Aleikum, Sebastiaan |
lol, I'm a sellout but still it was entertaining passing time till the new album. :lol:
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hahahahahahahaha oh this board is just great
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haha looks like i should have sent you a pm afterall :p
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nice one seb, thats mighty generous of you :)
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Thanks a lot Seb. These hoaxes are getting stupid now. I was getting so excited and din't even have a chance to PM asking for a sample so you can see that I am really upset to come and find it was a hoax. AGAIN. You should be banned! Sick of this!
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I really don't see why everybody is getting so worked up, it was a well constructed joke!
we've got two months until we get the album so we need something in between to liven the board up and this thread has been just that and a good read, just to see how gullible people are and how worked up people are getting :p Seb shouldnt get banned just because you cant a joke, re read the story it's not very believable, getting a casette in an unmarked envelope. C'mon! :p anyway that's all i'm gonna say but i enjoyed the thread regardless |
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What the ****? Seb has made too many hoaxes now and still people believe them. therefore, he is messing with people's feelings. It's not right, man. If he isn't banned, I may just leave, because I have had enough of these cruel hoaxes.
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for those that listen to internet radio live365 hair metal, they just played " can i be happy now" and it ****in ROCKS HARD just like the old days, very much like LYHOM absolute killer riff, growling vocals, guitar solo at least 25 seconds, ****in unbeleivable, its that good i shit myself:p
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You need to grow up man, why on earth did you get excited over a set in helsinki! i do like how you used "a new era dawning" though, its a bon jovi album i doubt it will affect the world. I cant believe how badly this has affected you, you might need help or something. Your the joke to far. |
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