Damn, missed it! :|

You clearly have an Internet connection, why don't you use it to answer your question. I would have thought clicking on the link would have answered it in the first place.

Plot twist: It's Bobby who's editing the Wiki page.

Think about it, he's finally gotten what he's always wanted. Richie's now out of the picture, but just when he thought he was in the clear, Jon brings in a replacement guitarist for the second tour in a row. I wouldn't be surprised if Phil disappears for "personal issues" and suddenly Bobby's the new lead "guitarist".

And remember, Bobby was the one that poisoned Richie's dog in like page 60, so this could've been his plan all along.

I can picture him right now tracing his evil plans while munching on Twinkies and moonpies....

I had forgotten about this. So many pages to keep track of...

The only logical solution now is that Bobby, since the beginning, hates Bon Jovi's music. He hates it so much that he's made it his mission to butcher every single song live and I daresay he's not far from his goal. That fat, pasty genius....

Do you mean pallor or pie?

What is a moonpie? I thought he would be more of a S'mores kinda guy. That's why his playing sucks, sticky marshmallow fingers

Well a moonpie is marshmallow and cookie covered in chocolate so you aren't far off. The fingers are probably more chocolate sticky than marshmallow sticky though.

sounds yummy. We have something similar here called a Wagon Wheel but it has jam in it. Damn.. now I am craving one.

Maybe Bobby has marshmallow on one hand and chocolate on the other ;)