Yes. Delia Smith isn't an award. ;)

I see what you're doing here...trying to distract me from the point of this thread. :evil:

damn, i've been found out!! :o

I win...........God, this is lame.

You don't win and agreed it's kinda lame lol.

Sure's lame!
But I'm the winner :cool: (until some random person takes me off the throne)

If someone posts after me, I will kill myself.

That's a chance i'm willing to take lol ;)

Edit : If anyone posts saying something along the lines of "if anyone posts after me then it automatically means i've won" it is to be disregarded and is null and void.

I WILL win.

If anyone posts in this thread after me then it automatically means that I've won. So technically I've already won which should finally put this thread to bed. :)

Neigh, you can't add in rules like that.

If Dutch ever posts in this thread again he is willingly excluding himself from ever posting again. Ever. In any forum. lol :D

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Hey i won! I'm pretty good at this game:cool:

You may be good but i'm great! ;)

This is the biggest 26 pages of spam..... ever....


I Love it!

Now, if you post after me, I may have to kill you.

lol bring it on.........i'm hard to kill. ;)

Brilliant Thread, right?

You've all got me to Thank :)

urgh. just give up already.


Jeeper, I have my sniper shot aimed at you, as I type this.

in that case........thanks! ;)


lol Erik......... i have bullet proof glass. And a dog that bites! 8)

fine, then ill throw the dog a steak, and light your house on fire....

I have two dogs and a good fire alarm system.

ill slip cyanide into your dogs food, and tamper with your water supply.

I don't feed them thats why they bite. I have in-house water reserves.

fine. ill get to be friends with cuba, and send a couple missiles to your home.

I am already friends with North Korea who will intercept the missiles. And then send some your way lol

ill send missiles from Cuba, but without you ever knowing or guessing in your wildest dreams, Canada will send some from behind and bite your ass.

Not true. While you are being incinerated by my Korean missiles, you will have no idea that i actually made a deal with Canada behind your back. I win. You die. The end. ;)

Accordin to Erik Drum these rules don't count lol. ( Thanks Drum ). ;)

Could have sworn he took you out in the process so that would make me the winner again lol. :)

This thread will stop when everyone stops posting in it. So lets all stop and admit that I have won.

Read the posts again Dutch. I had my Korean friends intercept his Cuban missiles, and i also made a deal with Canada behind his back, therefor he is now a splattered mess and i win. :D

Why did you call me drum and erik? Just call me erik...

Unfortunatly, keeper, while you were planning to get Canada to stab me in the back, the united states self destructed and declared nuclear war, destroying the world, you also killed my decoy, and am in mars with enough chicks, food, booze and oxygen to last 100s of years.

That's completely insane and good tactics lol. I still win though and lets leave it at that. 8)

To be fair it's almost 2am here and i'm not sure what i'm typin lol. But ok i'll keep your preference in mind. ;)

Might as well JUMP!!!!!

What really happened is that while you killed my stunt double, I got this special doohickey that remote detonated every thing on the earth that could be denoated. From every bit of C4 to every Nuke. The whole world is blown up, while im on a rocket to mars with enough food, water, women and oxygen to last 100s of years. :cool:


Before the attack, I also made sure every bit of transportation was destroyed, and that there was no way to avoid the self destruction of Earth. Even if you hid in a metal chamber 10 miles thick, you would still be dead.

and if, by chance, you did escape, made sure every satalite, the space station etc, was destroyed in the attack as well. And as there isnt a rocket that can sustain enough oxygen and water to live a long, happy life, you will surely die.... If you escaped.

But unfortuantly, you didnt escape, because I came back, and somehow found your remains, matched your dental records (which I had on me) and your finger prints, to your body. I then did several tests on your remains and concluded that it was your body 100%, and there isnt any technology today, nor in the future (in case you think of a time machine, which is impossible, so dont bother) that can completely replicate your body 100%.

I win, you loose, it's over.

Luckily for me and all of mankind, the above only happened during the unfortunate mental breakdown you had, and in fact are still having, thus rendering all your past, present and future posts as mere figments of your warped mind. In fact this post doesn't exist either. So, by default i win and you're insane lol ;)

your just jelous cuz i got the women. :D

She is a figment of your mind. So am i. Actually that's worrying lol. Stop thinking of me ffs!!!!

Take your Whiskey home...I won

lol. Then, technically, if I stopped thinking of you, would you then not exist anymore, as this is my imagination? From here on in, Im not gunna think of you, and you won't exist, and I WIN! (because you dont exist)