lol yeah somebody get on it because I totally suck using photoshop (or paint in this case :p)

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Aloha !

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/m...1/guitarra.jpg

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

Tempted to just lock and close thread because Seb just won it.

I just read that you can get a refund at Eventim, the German ticket seller.

:lol: That's awesome!!

Message from Richie to Jon, looks like shit just got real:

In that sense, I understand because that woman stalks him. My wife s a friend of her on facebook and you literally can't say one word against Jon to her, without getting your head blew off. She blocks people on twitter, delete friends. Even best friends. Told a friend who is a Richie girl, that they can't be friends anymore. Matt could say he has a headache and she would be planning to call every pharmacy in Jersey for him.

New thought....
Is this more to do with Heather/Ava than Richie?
Maybe Heather has a problem and as a result Ava is living with Richie at the moment. Because of school he can't bring her on the tour, and you can't leave a kid home alone that long.

LOL...thats hilarious. :lol:

I'm surprised (though maybe I shouldn't be) of the women in the fandom who I've become aware of via social media; many of them are just as extreme as that one sounds. I've found a handful of sane women fans who I would call "friends" and would want to meet in real life, but it's been a challenge wading through the histrionics on Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, etc.

I know, it is frightening... but to be honest, it doesn't take much to be nice to her seeing as she's basically one of the only human beings alive who actually respect what he does.

Ava does live with Richie. But I guess it figures that she has to live with her mum while Richie's away so yeah, could be that.

No, no I do agree with you, he should respect her but I don't even think she would have taken that as an insult. Probably would have thought, gee how sweet Matt is being funny. The guy can do no wrong and she's taken on the role as his personal bodyguard.

They do have joint custody of Ava so she probably goes between both parents.

Just read something on Heather she's got a new boyfriend a plastic surgery so she's happy she's getting her work done for free:rolleyes:

Aloha !

Maybe Richie went along for the ride with the surgery?

PHOTOSHOP!

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

I think you have just solved the mystery! Richie went for the surgery by the new boyfriends. He did a botch job on it (revenge on the ex-husband) and now Richie is in hiding until it heals.

I saw this on twitter. Some one asking for an interview with Richie. A guy from Melodic Rock

Andrew McNeice ‏@MelodicRock 14h
@TheRealSambora - Time for an interview me thinks Richie. Please consider! Get in touch anytime...

Nahh, Richie has to be with some friend of therapy.
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/5739/sambofriend.jpg
;)

Has this woman got a husband? Kids? A life?

Oh my lord.....hahaha

Oh my god I just had a look at her twitter...she belongs in a padded room. She tweets Ava.

@avasamboraxxoo: Still in bed and school starts in less than an hour #whoops

@Italiangirl56: @avasamboraxxoo lollol baby girl, you better get moving :) Have a good day!!


And while checking out that nut job's tweets I saw Ava tweeted her friend that she was at Richie's, so he is home. (And she refers to Heather's house as her "home")

@Soosman_Life21: @avasamboraxxoo Are you home near my house?

@avasamboraxxoo: @Soosman_Life21 no i'm in at my dad's house /: next time i'm home we'll get in n out

But Heather was with her at the Scary Movie premier, there were pictures on Wire Image or Getty. And that was during the 2nd leg of the tour.

I blame "What About Now", since it came along everything's been ruined.

Army of One ??? It soon will be.

I think I have it!!

See the What About Now video? When Jon kisses Bobby? Well, I think that happened within Richies view and Richie said 'Why you kissing that chunk? I used to be the only chunk you kiss!'

A big fight happened with David getting his hair even more curly trying to split it up! Hugh stood in the back swaying from side to side as usual and Tico just looked cool watching. Next minute, Lorenza comes from nowhere and beats all of them over the head! Matt sees all of this and 'lolz' to himself.

The band go on stage as if nothing has happened and then as soon as the show is over, Richie storms off! Bobby and Jon walk hand in hand to their hotel suite where Bobby eats all the food in there.

Next show is the one Richie cancelled. He tells Jon he flew home last night and tells Jon he is at the airport and is debating going home to cry over his Every Road contest videos whilst having a 'few pints.' Jon says 'Richie, you will always be my chunk!'

Suddenly, Richie turns all Mr T saying 'I ain't getting on no plane fool!' and goes home. Jon gets out of bed with Chunk and says 'it's all down to you honey' but Bobby says no because he's crap.

Phil X gets a call but David gets jealous because he's no longer the one with curly hair. He threatens to quit, Jon pleads to him and buys him a poodle to match his hair.

The band go on and everyone forgets about Richie.
Richie puts on weight and gets back to being a chunk but is no longer loved by Jon.

That is what happened according to a source.

Currently, I think this is closer to reality.

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lmao - that is great.. nice work

HAHAHAHA....this is actually very funny!

I'd watch that movie! :)

Gotta be better than Vampires Los Muertos.

This thread is really starting to depress me.

This is Awesome!

Kidnapped and tortured.

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"This December, Jon Bon Jovi will never give up... Never give up...





























Never."

Terrifying.

Post of the year.

I remember we saying he was a prick.

Reservoir dogs, gotta love it :D Good job!

What a psycho... No wonder Matt does the "LOL".

When I say the truth I mean that They knew richie wouldn't make the European leg way before now, and I think if richie will not be with the band for the 3d leg they will hold this information till the very last minute possible. You can bet on that.