Jovitalk - Bon Jovi Fan Community - No Richie on current leg of the tour

Or maybe, just maybe Nikki called. "Richie baby, I absolutely can not handle this fashion crap without you by my side to generate publicity. Dump the tour and let's get this fashion thing rolling!" Yeah, that sounds plausible. ;)

I got from a source that Nikki called Richie while he was boarding the flight to Canada and said: "Richie babe, Chantel needs Big Barney Meatwrench to reach inside like a miner digging for gold in a bad economy with a mortgage overdue" Yes, that's right, you heard it here first, Nikki's Vagina is called Chantel and Richie Penis is called Big Barney Meatwrench.

Hey don't look at me, I didn't baptize them!!!....

idbl_fanatic

08-07-2013 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Javier (Post 1149761)

LMAO!!! :twisted:

dark_haired

08-08-2013 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Javier (Post 1149761)

Haha, anyone got a bootleg of that night?

An Evening with Nikki Lund: Lay Your Hands on Her

ThreeStoryTown

08-08-2013 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Javier (Post 1149761)

I don't post often and this is my first in this massive thread. But there is literally nothing better than Big Barney Meatwrench.

Crushgen24/88

08-08-2013 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Javier (Post 1149761)

Sounds about right.

CKatz

08-08-2013 06:08 AM

Nikki isn't attracted to men.

bounce442

08-08-2013 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by CKatz (Post 1149769)

Nikki isn't attracted to men.

And just when I thought I couldn't find her any hotter...

JoviJovi

08-08-2013 06:34 AM

Good to know the new site for the fashion line is going to feature music and videos And lots more surprises according to Yoko:

http://www.nikkirichclothing.com/nik...-of-surprises/

Javier

08-08-2013 06:47 AM

http://i1033.photobucket.com/albums/...pse6e736f2.png

Yes you are Richie. Dreamy Like a Rock 'n' roll Fabio :)

jessycardy

08-08-2013 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by JoviJovi (Post 1149771)

Good to know the new site for the fashion line is going to feature music and videos And lots more surprises according to Yoko:

http://www.nikkirichclothing.com/nik...-of-surprises/

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Nikki Rich…We’re Full of Surprises!

"Surprises" is SO not the S-word I was thinking they're full of!

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You’ve got to have growth, personally and professionally, to keep learning and making your way through life I think

Yeah... right.

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Ash has worked with just about everyone who is anyone

*cringes*

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