The Jbj Translator
 

So, in case you are a newbie, this will help you understand some lyrics that Jon "sings" nowadays.

HAAAEEEEEIIIMMMM = I am
HAAAAAANK YOU = thank you
WIIIFE = life
GAAAAAUUD = God
JAB = job

DISPRAT = Desperate
HONGREA = Hungry
RISTLIISS = Restless
FEETHFAL = Faithful

PLEEAN = Plan
MEAD (like the drink) = Made
WAAARTAR = Water
MEEA = Me
LAV (like a northerner from the UK) - Love
KEEAN (rhymes with pleean, rhymes with Rhian like the first bit of Rhianna) = Can

FALAAAAA = follow
LIIIIIIIRUUUUUUREEEEEEIIINNNN = live trough the rain

HAAAAAANK YOU is sometimes replaced by "WWWWEEEEENKKKK YUUU"

AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEIIIUUUUUUWEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAPYYY = I wasn't there when you were happy

Teeeeeeeek maheeeeeen, wall maekit asweher

(Take my hand, we'll make it I swear...)

Omfg this is hillarious . Thankyou all !

Fangahteeps = fingertips.

WAHHHHhhhhewwwwuuuuGaaaaAAaaaaaa (what do you got?)


Heeyyyyyyy Maaaaaaaaan (Amen)

ONASINGSONNNNI'HAREEEEIIIINNN - ''And what it's like to sing songs in the rain''