The Jbj Translator
So, in case you are a newbie, this will help you understand some lyrics that Jon "sings" nowadays.
HAAAEEEEEIIIMMMM = I am HAAAAAANK YOU = thank you WIIIFE = life GAAAAAUUD = God JAB = job |
DISPRAT = Desperate
HONGREA = Hungry RISTLIISS = Restless FEETHFAL = Faithful PLEEAN = Plan MEAD (like the drink) = Made WAAARTAR = Water MEEA = Me LAV (like a northerner from the UK) - Love KEEAN (rhymes with pleean, rhymes with Rhian like the first bit of Rhianna) = Can |
FALAAAAA = follow
LIIIIIIIRUUUUUUREEEEEEIIINNNN = live trough the rain |
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HAAAAAANK YOU is sometimes replaced by "WWWWEEEEENKKKK YUUU" |
AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEIIIUUUUUUWEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAPYYY = I wasn't there when you were happy
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Teeeeeeeek maheeeeeen, wall maekit asweher
(Take my hand, we'll make it I swear...) |
Omfg this is hillarious . Thankyou all !
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Fangahteeps = fingertips.
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WAHHHHhhhhewwwwuuuuGaaaaAAaaaaaa (what do you got?)
Heeyyyyyyy Maaaaaaaaan (Amen) |
ONASINGSONNNNI'HAREEEEIIIINNN - ''And what it's like to sing songs in the rain''
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AAAAAAAAAACRYYAAAAAAAACRYEEEEEEEEEEENNNNAAAAAAAA (I cried and I cried and denied)
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Inheesssharrrmsss = In These Arms
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AAAAUAAAAEIIIIUDAAAAAWN IN A BEDOROSES = I wanna lay you down in a bed of roses.
AND I BEEEE-ER FOREVA'NAEEEI = And I'll be there forever and a day |
I'll be there till the dars bont bine till the heavens burst and the birds dont byhme
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Ya'll are too funny. :D Hey man for Amen is a personal favorite. Unfortunately I think about that every time I hear the song!
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HAY GONNA LIVE FOREVEH I AANALIVAAALAMALAAH = I ain't gonna live forever, I just wanna live while I'm alive.
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AAAAGAAAATAAALAAATOGIVE SO CANT YOU SEE = I've got a lot to give, so can't you see
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HUHLAAAAAVE = Alive
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" " : I don't wanna be another wave in the ocean. I am a rock, not just another grain of sand. I wanna be the one you run to when you need a shoulder. I ain't a soldier but I'm here to take a stand because we can.
Sincerely, the audience. |
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Haha top quality folks. All take a bow.
Funniest shit I've seen on here in months. They're made all the funnier coz they're true. |
This thread is the biggest pile of wank on this board in a long time.
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Shontrudahart ind ur to bliym, you gib laveabedneym! - Shot through the heart and you're to blame, you give love a bad name
DrnyCownty - Dry County AAALLLWEEEIIISSSS! - Always You, yougataneistyreiputeeeetieeeoooonn! - You, you got a nasty reputation! Laaavethniiiisteeeawwwnn - Love this town |
S'ALRIGHTTT = It's alright
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Jons inspiration. |
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BAAAAAAA! |
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Variation (it depends on region, so the accent can change) Niiiiis Neeeeis = These Days |
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If you don't like it, don't FALAAA it. Just kiding !! |
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There's another one: Laaave = Love |
YOU BETTTERRR HHHHHWWWWWAAAAAYYYYYYYEEEEEEEERRRRRR A MINERRRRRRRTTT = You better wait a minute
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You lot are juvenile and immature. And have way too much time on ur hands
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