The Jbj Translator
 

So, in case you are a newbie, this will help you understand some lyrics that Jon "sings" nowadays.

HAAAEEEEEIIIMMMM = I am
HAAAAAANK YOU = thank you
WIIIFE = life
GAAAAAUUD = God
JAB = job

DISPRAT = Desperate
HONGREA = Hungry
RISTLIISS = Restless
FEETHFAL = Faithful

PLEEAN = Plan
MEAD (like the drink) = Made
WAAARTAR = Water
MEEA = Me
LAV (like a northerner from the UK) - Love
KEEAN (rhymes with pleean, rhymes with Rhian like the first bit of Rhianna) = Can

FALAAAAA = follow
LIIIIIIIRUUUUUUREEEEEEIIINNNN = live trough the rain

HAAAAAANK YOU is sometimes replaced by "WWWWEEEEENKKKK YUUU"

AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEIIIUUUUUUWEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAPYYY = I wasn't there when you were happy

Teeeeeeeek maheeeeeen, wall maekit asweher

(Take my hand, we'll make it I swear...)

Omfg this is hillarious . Thankyou all !

Fangahteeps = fingertips.

WAHHHHhhhhewwwwuuuuGaaaaAAaaaaaa (what do you got?)


Heeyyyyyyy Maaaaaaaaan (Amen)

ONASINGSONNNNI'HAREEEEIIIINNN - ''And what it's like to sing songs in the rain''

AAAAAAAAAACRYYAAAAAAAACRYEEEEEEEEEEENNNNAAAAAAAA (I cried and I cried and denied)

Inheesssharrrmsss = In These Arms

AAAAUAAAAEIIIIUDAAAAAWN IN A BEDOROSES = I wanna lay you down in a bed of roses.

AND I BEEEE-ER FOREVA'NAEEEI = And I'll be there forever and a day

I'll be there till the dars bont bine till the heavens burst and the birds dont byhme

Ya'll are too funny. :D Hey man for Amen is a personal favorite. Unfortunately I think about that every time I hear the song!

HAY GONNA LIVE FOREVEH I AANALIVAAALAMALAAH = I ain't gonna live forever, I just wanna live while I'm alive.

AAAAGAAAATAAALAAATOGIVE SO CANT YOU SEE = I've got a lot to give, so can't you see

HUHLAAAAAVE = Alive

" " : I don't wanna be another wave in the ocean. I am a rock, not just another grain of sand. I wanna be the one you run to when you need a shoulder. I ain't a soldier but I'm here to take a stand because we can.

Sincerely, the audience.

This one wins so far ..... Ive been pissing myself all day at these . Even put on cleveland and its so true !

Agreed ! We have a winner !

Haha top quality folks. All take a bow.

Funniest shit I've seen on here in months. They're made all the funnier coz they're true.

This thread is the biggest pile of wank on this board in a long time.

Ah come on. It's a bit of fun and you can't deny that a lot of these are true.

Or as Jon Bon Bon would say: "WEEEENKK"...but I think you mean something else?!?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Do you know anything about the North?

Shontrudahart ind ur to bliym, you gib laveabedneym! - Shot through the heart and you're to blame, you give love a bad name

DrnyCownty - Dry County

AAALLLWEEEIIISSSS! - Always

You, yougataneistyreiputeeeetieeeoooonn! - You, you got a nasty reputation!

Laaavethniiiisteeeawwwnn - Love this town

S'ALRIGHTTT = It's alright

Jons inspiration.

That's exactly what sprang to mind for me too haha.

Hahahaha! I actually thought of that when I was typing that post.

BAAAAAAA!

Nais Nais = These Days

Variation (it depends on region, so the accent can change)

Niiiiis Neeeeis = These Days

Reading that I thought it was nonsense, but singing it I quickly realized it is sadly, very true.

WWWWEEEEENKKKK YAAA !

If you don't like it, don't FALAAA it.
Just kiding !!

Shit, that is so true !!

He started to sing like that after Crush Tour, so sad. Lol

There's another one:

Laaave = Love

YOU BETTTERRR HHHHHWWWWWAAAAAYYYYYYYEEEEEEEERRRRRR A MINERRRRRRRTTT = You better wait a minute

You lot are juvenile and immature. And have way too much time on ur hands

That's because weaaaaaaaaasoooyaaaauunggg ...